#ttte incorrect quotes

[miko-the-fox]

[ttteskits]

TTTE Incorrect Quotes!

Thomas: I told Gordon his ears turn red when he lies

Percy: Why did you do that?

Thomas: So that I can do this.

Thomas: HEY GORDON DO YOU LOVE US?

Gordon: *covers his ears* No

[steam-beasts]

Random incorrect ttte quotes

(Context; Takes place in BWBA. Nia likes Henry. Just an interaction I thought up. I tried to make Thomas's personality resemble Trampy's Thomas btw)

Thomas: Hey...Nia?

Nia: Hmm...? Oh! Hello, Thomas!

Thomas: Yeah, hi...uh, why do you keep staring at Henry like that?

Nia: Like what?

Thomas: You stare at him as if you've never seen a big engine before. Can't blame you though, he's quite fat, isn't he–?

Nia: THOMAS! Don't say that, Henry doesn't look fat at all! He's strong, kind and quite...handsome, I must admit.

Thomas: Okay, whatever...wait...did you say Henry's handsome?

Nia: N-No–!

Thomas (putting two and two together): Oh my god. You have a crush on fucking Henry–

Nia (flustered): I-I..yeah?! Maybe?! So what if I do? Henry's such a sweet engine!

Thomas (if he could pinch the bridge of his nose, he would) : Out of all the engines on this whole island, Nia...you're so lucky he's became soft–

Nia: What's wrong with Henry?! Henry's kind, loves nature and animals like me, and he's patient!

Thomas: Yeah, 'kind and patient'...sure...you wouldn't be saying that back when the first Sir Topham Hatt was here

(Thomas then gets an idea)

Thomas (deviously smirking): Nia, have you ever heard of "The Railway Series"?

[theredengineapologist]

[Thomas and Friends Season 19 Episode 10, "The Truth About Toby", summarized]

*all the engines on Sodor gather around*

Thomas, solemnly: Today, I'm afraid we have lost our dear old friend Toby.

Toby, yelling from the scrapyards: QUIT TELLIN' EVERYONE I'M DEAD!

Thomas: *sheds tear* Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

[nwr77]

I do enjoy the fact this came on without shuffle very much

[str33tydr1ft]

(Found out incorrect ttte quotes are a thing so Ima try my shot at one)

Timothy (oil burning boi, not that stupid thomas recolour ghost😭) : so, Sonny, what's the weirdest thing you've stolen?

Sonny : the weirdest thing I've stolen? Eh... probably someones prosthetic limb,

Timothy : what...

Sonny : someone left it on a bench and I just thought, "oh hey that looks pretty, mine now"

Timothy : and no one noticed you carrying someones leg??!

Sonny : I hid it

Timothy : where-

Sonny : I buried it,

Timothy : ....

Sonny : what?

[busting-buffers]

james: you're short

thomas, who's tiredly trying to get something from the top shelf in the breakroom at a station: nuh uh

james: the fuck you mean "nuh uh"

edward: james watch your fucking language

[ye-olde-sodor]

James: I’m in Spain without the “A”

Edward:…Spin?

James: wait NO-