#tula perkins

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Tula: What are the hardest things to say?

Lian: I was wrong.

Iris: I need help.

Zach: Worcestershire sauce.

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Tula: You…you…rude person!

Lian: Woah, Tula, go easy on him.

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Tula: [Calling Robbie] I need a long and handsy make-out session. Its an emergency.

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Tula: [Telling a story] Yeah, so when I was little-

Mar'i: [Laughing] Was?

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Olivia: [Walking into the kitchen] What’s cooking, good looki - wHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY TOASTER?!

Tula: [Watching the flaming toaster] Oh, that’s what it’s called!

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Robbie: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Tula.

Mar'i: What? Not EVERYONE likes Tula.

Robbie: Who doesn’t?

Mar'i: Well-

Robbie: Names, now. Give me their names.

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Lian: [On the phone with Tula] No, I'm not going to make it in today. I have the flu.

Tula: Have you tried euthanasia?

Olivia: [From the other room] FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S ECHINACEA!

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Jade: [Waking Tula up] You wanna hear something weird?

Tula: First of all, it’s 2 in the morning! ... Second of all, continue.