#tumbeast

[morphmaker]

won't someone think of the tumbeasts

[5tark1tty]

ok srsly how does the tumbeast blog work ;-; like is there js smthing they do to make a random tag show in a spesific spot?? huh?? /gen

[sylvyspritii]

Remember Tumblr physical merch?

Remember the Tumblr merch shop? As in like, the official one for physical stuff?

Brick Whartley’s Crab Emporium

Back in the day, they sold some really interesting stuff Before the Matt, transphobic moderation, and many other Tumblr contoversies surfaced, i bought some of it, and to be honest, i look back on it fondly, some of it was genuinely fun and nostalgic, here's some of the stuff i have;

My favourite one is this diary, i still write in it occassionally when i have happy memories i wanna jolt down (some of the happiest moments in my life are recorded here!)

It even came with these cute little stickers too Yeah, it even had one of the Tumbeasts

Of course, because i actually used the stickers, the "rare collectible" nature of the "official Tumblr sticker paper" i have has decreased, but i don't care about that, look how cute my crab looks on my SD-90

Remember Coppy? The official Tumblr April Fools Microsoft Clippy parody marketable mascot from 2015, of course you remember Well, they sold actual figurines of him too, so Coppy can continue to malfunction (/affectionate) in our homes

They even sold official Tumblr shoelaces, which i missed my chance on unfortunately (imagine how much psychic damage you can inflict with those)

But yeah, let's keep it real for a second; Tumblr staff, if you're reading this, there's many millenials in their 30's with spare income that want to support your bussiness (if it was good), but just not in the state it's currently in, the trust of the userbase has been broken time and time again, and people aren't gonna spend any money on a bussiness they don't trust, and that's a shame for both of us, because we want a functional website that we can perhaps even be proud enough of to rep with merch, but that's just not the case at the moment, so all we have is this nostalgia for when you used to be better

[3eyezmug]

hows that tumbeast doing ?

VERY hungry per usual..

[cringe-paws]

man how the hell do you draw the tumbeast 😭🙏

[fagwithnoproblems]

dawg WHAT

[slumberingari]

[bent-this-tore-that]

Ahh. Memories.