ok guys we need to move FAST. we have ONE DAY to make the tumblcryptids into sexymen and generate shipping drama the likes of which the world has never seen

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ok guys we need to move FAST. we have ONE DAY to make the tumblcryptids into sexymen and generate shipping drama the likes of which the world has never seen
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you say that to me. consistently a homestuck blog for the last several years. can’t have shit can i
NOBODY TELL HIM
This was a quick little drawing for April Fools, my Tumblcryptid randomized for me. XD This is Reliable Etude, they love libraries, hate two-seater vehicles, and, like me, can't get enough of The Bad Guys!
everyone on tumblr (at least on my dash): hey nothing weird on my dash on april fools!! its safe here!
tumblr staff: hey,, hey buddy...........what if we pretended to make nfts a thing, the thing everyone hates......without putting a tone indicator or something :))))
*quiet screeching* I want a tumblcryptid why is it not showing me a tumblcryptid what herculean mission must I complete to obtain such a wondrous beast
hey warning tumblr is pretending to have added NFTs as its april fools prank
if you have previously posted anything tagged with your triggers on your account's primary blog DO NOT USE THE TUMBLCRYPTID GENERATOR as it brings up tags that youve previously used