big list of No, I'm Not a Human ship names because I can
If you see a ship or ship name that hasn’t been added please tell me! I'd be happy to add it.
I'll be using the common fandom names for the characters.
Protagonist x Intruder/Pale Visitor: Palegun, paletag, home invasion
Protagonist x Coat guy: Homebody, coldhermit, coldtag, housecoat
Protagonist x Vigilante: Gunlante, vigigun, vigitag, protagilante
Protagonist x Bar guy: Homebar, bartag, bargun, on the house, bulletbar
Protagonist x Wireface: Wiretag, foreignhome, foreign firearm
Coat guy x Wireface: Frozenwire, coatwire, wirecoat, frostbite
Coat guy x Bar guy: Coldbeer, coatbar
Coat guy x Cashier girl: Cashiercoat, coldshoulder, coldcash, thriftstore, coatshier
Coat guy x Seductive woman: Sugarcoat, seductivecoat, hotcold
Coat guy x Vigilante: Coatlante, leatherjacket
Intruder/Pale visitor x Reporter: Breakingnews, paleporter, reportruder, autopsy report
Intruder/Pale visitor x Stoner: Highup, no others found
Intruder/Pale visitor x Man in Hazmat: Self destruction, lovethyenemy
Intruder/Pale visitor x Cult leader: Paledeath, no others found
Vigilante x Bearded huntsman: Manhunt, no others found
Vigilante x Wireface: Vigiface, no others found
Vigilante x Cheerful man: Triggerhappy, no others found
Cat lady x Prophetic man: Balderina, hairlesscat
Cat lady x Fortune teller: Fortunecat, luckycat
Cat lady x Seductive woman: Creepy kisses, no others found
Cat lady x Widowed woman: Depressive dance, no others found
Cat lady x Cashier girl: Catshier, cashiercat
Blinded man x Wireface: Wireblind, vocal fear, wire hanger
Blinded man x Conspiracy theorist: Blindedfaith, blind conspiracy
Blinded man x Seductive woman: Blinddating, no others found
Blinded man x Man in Hazmat: Formerblind, no others found
Bar guy x Cult leader: Holybeer, no others found
Bar guy x Disfigured firefighter: Barfire, streetlight
Bar guy x Enerjerka guy: Alcoholic energy, jaegerbomb
Bar guy x Wireface: Tallwire, barbed wire
Cheerful man x Angry guy: Angercheer, jeer, toxicpositivity, violent happiness
Cheerful man x Wireface: Wirecheer, no others found
Cheerful man x Positive guy/Wheelchair guy: Dopamine overload, no others found
Fortune teller x Wireface: Fortunewire, no others found
Fortune teller x Prophet: Aligned stars, no others found
Fortune teller x Bar guy: Barfortune, no others found
Immortal man x Sleepless man: Nightly rebirth, no others found
Immortal man x Man in Hazmat: Immortal extermination, no others found
Sleepless man x Amogus guy: Sleeplessgamble/sleeplessgambler, 24-hour casino
Amogus guy x Angry guy: Ragebait, no others found
Widowed woman x Seductive woman: Mourningdove, divorced swan
Gravedigger x Bearded huntsman : Gravehunter, no others found
Enerjeka guy x Stoner: Strange addiction, beatjeka
Surgeon x Wireface: Surgicalwire, no others found
Seductive woman x Cashier girl: Cashed out, fatal girl