NO.
NO NO NO. FuCK THIS SHIT. NO NO FuCKING NO.
LOOK AT THIS BORING FuCKER. GOING ON ABOuT SHIT. THAT NOBODY GIVES A FuCK ABOuT. YOu CALL THIS EXPOSITION SHIT. AN INTERMISSION? JESuS *FuCK.* DO YOu KNOW WHAT MAKES FOR A GOOD INTERMISSION. ANYTHING BuT THIS. DO YOu FuCKERS KNOW WHAT TODAY IS?
OH. ALMOST. (HOWEVER TRuE THAT IS. OR IS ABOuT TO BE.) (OH. IT IS GREAT TO SEE HOW MY ART HAS IMPROVED. IMPOSSIBLE AS IT SEEMS.)
THAT'S RIGHT YOu FuCKERS. IT IS THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY. OF WHEN I GRACED YOuR SHITTY WEBSITE. WITH MY PRESENCE. I AM TOLD THAT CELEBRATING THE PASSING OF A HuMAN YEAR. IS IMPORTANT IN HuMAN CuLTuRE. I SAY WHO THE FuCK CARES. BuT THE PASSING OF MY TIME. (AS A LORD. AND NOT A SHITTY-ASS GuIDE) IS WHAT IS IMPORTANT.
SO YOu ARE WELCOME. TuMBLR. WELCOME FOR MY GLORIOuS PRESENCE. AND AS A REWARD. FOR BEING LOYAL GAME PLAYERS> I AM PERSONALLY HIJACKING THIS SHITTY INTERMISSION. FOR A PERSONAL. ALL AMAZING INTERMISSION OF MY OWN. PREPARE YOUR HuMAN REPRODuCTIVE ORGANS. THE ASK BOX IS FuCKING OPEN.
