#tuna anon

[toxicanonymity]

festive tuna 🎄

Please elaborate 🫣

Edit: welcome, tuna anon!

[not-the-mikes-archived]

*A bang is heard and the sound of a window breaking, with a knocked-out Spamton with a note stuck to him

Since you wanted some info for Mike and from Tenna(Battat), here you have His ex husband, i mean ex partner in Business yeah

Sincerely, Tuna Anon

P.S. i left some candies for Pluey and Jongler in The pockets Is this guy

JONGLER. JONGLER THERE'S A WEIRD THING IN THE HALLWAY. PLEASE I'M SCARED.

(Jongler comes in running, seeing Spamton on the floor, even they are a bit startled. But, they do approach it, and pick the note up to read it.) Hmm... Seems ta be Spamton.

THAT'S SPAMTON??? THE EMAIL GUY???

🎶🎵🎵🎷

Pluey's right, what a fall from grace! Isn't he like.... smaller? And why does he smell like a trash dump?! Pluey, get that guy in the washing machine.

(Pluey's SHOCKED)🎵🎷

You cause i'm NOT touching that! And if Jongler does it i'm not touching dinner today.

(Dragging his feet, Pluey grabs Spamton and goes to put him in the washing machine)

Make sure to check his pockets before ya put 'im in there...

[corazondebeskar-reads]

festive tuna 🎄

Tuna!!! Happy holidays, my fishy friend. May you enjoy the season of lights, no matter how you celebrate!

(Here’s some enrichment for your enclosure)

[punkshort]

tuna

I thought you left me, Tuna! I've missed you so ❤️

Paging @katiexpunk

[sphlvrai]

FREEMI HAS KILLED AND WILL KILL AGAIN- wait is there anything in the bathroom stalls. Maybe check before y’all got too comfortable, I don’t trust an inch of this mansion - >°))))彡

Freemi: ...That’s actually a good idea.

The group moves to open each stall.

Nothing...

Nothing...

Some graffiti that reads “Wayne did say a slur. It was very funny lol”...

Nothing...

And then, curled up on the seat of the fifth stall and clutching the Pure Heart...

Coomer: Ah! Hello, Darnold!

Darnold: Don’t hurt me—

Darnold: Wait! It’s—it’s actually you guys! I thought it was just that guy mimicking your voices!

[ahgaseda]

i have loved the response and support i've seen on your blog for wolf boys, baby! it's what you deserve 🤗 -tuna anon

I’m still in shock tbh. I’m really excited and grateful and humbled by the support Wolf Boys has received! 😭 I will keep doing my best with the story!

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*Sounds of a truck approaching

Package for Battat from Tuna Anon. He says congratulations on your marriage to Mike and wishes success for your crush on Tenna.

*The truck unloads a shipment of coffee boxes and drives off.

(Battat pops out of the pile of coffee boxes, sending a few flying) I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON TENNA OKAY!? IT'S JUST A HEALTHY LEVEL OF ADMIRATION. PLATONIC AND NORMAL.

(Jongler slowly makes their way out of the pile, they look nervous) Oh boy... that is, er....a lotta coffee... Forget hidin' 'em from Battat, do we even have where to put all of those?

(Pluey scratches his head, before a lightbulb appears)

(A shadowguy walks up to the booth and waves at Pluey to get his attention, before putting down 50 points) 🎶🎶🎶🎷

(Pluey happily serves his friend another cup of coffee) 🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎷

(Tenna bends down to be closer to the two) This coffee really is something! And for so cheap, your generosity makes me PROUD to be your boss! And this maid dress and cat eats look WONDERFUL on you, dear!

(Happy that his choice of server clothes is being complimented, Pluey lets out a saxophonish meow and dances)🎶🎷

Thanks, Boss Tenna. Yer praise means a lot.

Say... Where is that Pippins that's always with you? The green one. Is he not with you today?

Oh, erm... Battat was feelin' a lil under the weather, ya know, we... advised him to stay in his room.

(Tenna stands straight again.) Well, i guess he does have sick days to spare. (He raises his arms with a smile) Tell him to

All my employees deserve to be HAPPY and HEALTHY! (Tenna slides off screen)

(Jongler looks at Pluey) Battat's gonna be happy to hear 'bout that when we let 'im out of the dresser.

(Pluey nods)🎶🎷

[punkshort]

Hi Shortie! Just finished some lunch and was thinking about our lovely Tuna Anon friend. Miss them, and you. 😂🖤

KATIE what if I told you I ate tuna for lunch?!

Are we vibing so hard right now??

I miss you both, too! 🐟