#tunalocked

[queerzaza]

Who is this mystery person??? They sound REAL sexy.

they do, but alas- thanks to the mystery of anon, we shall never know!!! LOL!

[queerzaza]

Super cute! You win! I don't believe I was ever that adorable.

no way mate, you were a freakin cutie pie!!!

[queerzaza]

tunalocked dared me to post a throwback and a current so here ya go!

clearly, i've always been a nerd bby!!! XD

[queerzaza]

If I lived any closer I would purchase 335 tacos (tacoes?) and deliver them to you. I hope, for their sake, they return your money!

i don't see why you can't, you're only a plane ride away. come to the states and bring me tacos from the UK...wait..wait..i forgot. i'm Mexican, i will make my own tacos- so scratch that nevermind! lol!

[queerzaza]

That's 335 McCheezburglars you could be having! Or other things that happen to cost a dolar! How dare they over charge you! I would punch them in the throat if I wasn't such a well mannered person.

thank you for offering to think about violence. lol im mostly just mad at myself for being so careless. ALWAYS CHECK YOUR RECEIPTS!!!!

[mojoflower]

I was wondering what happened. I thought perhaps you liked me but didn't "like like" me. And your porn preference is brilliant!

Lol... this is so grade school, isn't it?  No, no, I'm SURE I followed you before, b/c then you appeared on my dash.  We'll totally blame tumblr for being strangely schizophrenic!

And congrats again on the followers!  Hooray... look at you... falling down the rabbit hole.

[tunalocked-blog]

Finishing my 300 followers gift!

It will be epic!

Fortunately I still have 300 followers...

[queerzaza]

Right, and if your country breaks into a civil war and you need to come round we've got the spare bed. Rent is free, but we'll have to dress the animals and say they're our furry children; lest the landlady discover them and evict us all. But I do have an ancient FIAT panda that is no longer in working condition that we may all share. I've slept in it before without much trouble. I'm sure 4 grown-ups, 3 cats, 2 bunnies, a dog, and a partridge in a pear tree could all fit.

dude, isn't it like 2am your time. wtf are you still doing up? don't you sleep? LOL, but i do like the idea of dressing up the pets and acting totally normally about them as kids. like bringing them to school, going what? don't judge my child. so what she poops in a box. she's a PERSON!!! now give her this tin of food at noon.