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You. Assole. HERE WE GO4: 3 things I love1. Kpop2. Cats3. Running Man

6: 4 turns off1. Bad grammar / illiteracy / shitty slang (I don’t fucking care who you are,if you talk to me like a chav you can promptly go fuck yourself instead)2. Stupidity / ignorance (I dated a guy for two months who at the end of itstill told his friends I worked for Norwich Bank. I have never worked at a fucking bank)3. TALKING THE FUCK OVER ME OH MY G O D FUCK OFF4. Poor personal hygiene (I know this is obvious but I can’t think of anythingso give me a break)8: Sexual orientationHetero with a side of OH MY GOD WOMEN ARE SO FUCKINGBEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT HOW DO THEY EXIST, also would fuck the fuck outta a dragqueen so whatever that means idefc.

9: My best first dateUh I guess bowling with that one guy I dated for two months and couldn’tstand. The first date was prettygood. Everything else just pissed meoff, though.

10: How tall am IOn the shorter side of average I think. Maybe 5’5?

12: What time were I bornWhoever wrote this has excellent grammar ¬_¬. But I was born 2:18am in Mountain Time

14: Do I have a crushNone that aren’t celebrities…

15: Favourite quote“Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.” -Chuck PalahniukProbably there’s something else but this isalways the one that springs to mind first.

16: Favourite placeMy bed. In the pitch dark. When it’s raining heavily outside. And nobody else is home.

18: Do I use sarcasmNo. Never.

20: First thing I notice in new personI actually genuinely don’t know?? Like I’m trying to think and I really have no idea so I’m sorry =/

21: Shoe sizeUK6 / EU39

22: Eye colorBlue

24: Favourite style of clothing#doesthiscomeinblack

25: Ever done a prank call?Yes but like in school. And badly.

27: Meaning behind my URLI kinda wish I’d already changed urls to jeonsthighchoker now but. Jeonyeok Haneul (or 저녁 하늘) means “evening sky” inKorean. It’s also the title of a song byAilee that I really quite like.

28: Favourite movieMean Girls. A Moment To Remember. 200 PoundBeauty. Fight Club.

30: Favourite bandBTS ¬_¬ If you want English-languagethen I guess AFI or Placebo or Twenty One Pilots.

32: Someone I loveI adore the people who have tags on my blog. I hate the entire rest of humanity.

33: My current relationship status#ahjummacatlady

34: My relationship with my parentsHo boy. This is complicated as fuck butfuck it I’ll answer.I love my mother dearly and growing up I would always say she was my bestfriend. And I guess that’s still kind oftrue but having grown up and moved out of a toxic home life and realizingbelatedly that my whole life was not “normal” and I didn’t have a happy or safehome life and just how bad things were when finally I was on the outsidelooking in… I don’t *blame* mymother. But she’s made some decisionsfor herself and her children that mean that I don’t have much respect forher. And she is the least reliableperson I have ever met. My father is even more complicated. Heleft my life when I was 6 years old and told my mom I could “look him up” whenI was older if I “wanted to.” It wasonly maybe six, maybe seven years ago that he sent me a friend request onFacebook and sent me the message “I just signed up and here you are.” To make a long story short, we’re in contactkind of. I’m very bad at replying toemails and feel like he should make more effort. I haven’t seen him in five years because that’sthe last time I could afford to go back to my hometown to visit for the summer,and he has been on numerous vacations but not to the UK. As it is, he sent me a card for my 30thbirthday last month but I haven’t had an email or any other form of contactsince before Christmas. And I know Iwill continue to receive radio silence until I reach out and email himfirst. Which? I dunno if I will.

35: Favourite holidayHalloween is my favourite day of the year, but I also love Christmas because nowork and our traditions.

36: Tattoos and piercing i haveI have five ear piercings (lobe each twice, and an upper helix/cartilage hoop)and two tattoos (a black heart behind my right ear and a small fucking tribaltramp stamp with a rose in it – I got them both more than ten years ago and Ikinda hate them both but I also kind of don’t care)

38: The reason I joined TumblrBro I don’t even remember. Probablypichunting for OC’s hahah.

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?I don’t know if I even have the emotional capacity to feel actual hatredanymore but I’d still say yes. He can’thate me because he’s the cheating, lying bastard (: And I think we all know I’m perfect. ¬_¬I answered this wrong. He wasn’t my LAST ex. He was my first ex/only serious relationship. My LAST ex was the one who thought I worked at Norwich Bank. I never hated him, he was just annoying. But he probably hated me because I responded to him telling me he loves me by telling him not to say that and then breaking up with him a week or two later.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?Every day 8D

42: When did I last hold hands?Hahaha literally the entire time I was in Paris with you

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?Hah no

45: Where am I right now?In my bedroom sitting at my desk. WhereI spend 80% of the time that isn’t spent at work.

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking careof me?I guess it depends who I’m with, obviously… But that level of drunkenness has only happened to me like. Once.

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?I do not. My mom lives in Canada. (So does my dad but I haven’t lived with him since I was like 2)

49: Am I excited for anything?I AM EXCITED TO GO BACK TO LONDON NEXT MONTH AND GO TO HYPER JAPAN

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can telleverything to?No.

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?Approximately all of the time when I’m around acquaintances or work people orfamily.

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?Saying goodbye to you at the coach station in London T_T

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?I’m a better judge of character than that, and if I know I shouldn’t trustsomeone I will not give them the power to hurt me.…In theory. That wasn’t true of my ex (I knew he was lying but told myself it was fine) but I like to think I learned my lesson from that whole thing.

55: What is something I disliked about today?That one of my best friends ever had the shittest day imaginable and called meto vent it out and I was fucking asleep and missed the call. Seriously dude I’m sorry I wasn’t there foryou.

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Probably a favourite writer, like Chuck Palahniuk or Stephen King. OR any number of Korean men ¬_¬

57: What do I think about most?The many ways in which my life is not anywhere near what I ever thought itwould be. That I have no idea where mytwenties went and I have nothing to show for them. That I’m somehow thirty years old and I neverthought I’d live this long. That I stilldon’t know how I feel about that. Thatthere are probably any number of things that I could or should do to achievethings that I want and improve my life and my own mental health but I continueto do fuck all about it.No honestly. Mostly I think about OCsand ships and headcanons.

58: What’s my strangest talent?…strangest? I can whistle breathinginward better than I can breathing outward. That’s all I got.

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?Behind, like, 9000%

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chattingonline?Uhhh, phone I guess. I’m that stupid person who has to go put a full face ofmakeup on and adjust the lighting just to kick back and videochat with my ownfamily.

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?Yes. And yes. Frankly if you don’t believe in aliens we can’tbe friends because I cannot fucking take you seriously.

64: Do I believe in magic?I honestly don’t know. At the risk ofsounding overly superstitious, I’d like to? But I’m sceptical at the same time. So I don’t know. Maybe it’s likereincarnation and I would just *like* to believe in it? (in case anyone iswondering why I’d like to believe in reincarnation the answer is depressing and you probably don’t want to ask).65: Do I believe in luck?Yes and I have approximately none.

66: What’s the weather like right now?Rainy but not stormy, unfortunately

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?Kind of / sometimes. But the fumes giveme a headache. I do, however, LOVE the smell of matches.

69: Do I have any nicknames?Several people call me Aura. Otherwiseit’s generally Vikki or Vix or something similar. A couple guys at work call me Bro (I’mclearly such a dudebro). My mom calls meLuc (pronounced Loose and short for my middle name).

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?When I was like 11 or 12 I slipped in the playground at school and landedawkwardly on my foot with the ankle like hyperextended/toe pointed and bangedthe fuck out of the ‘growth plates’ in it, apparently. I couldn’t put ANY weight on that foot forlike three weeks but the doctor maintained that I hadn’t actually fracturedanything.OH WAIT. NO. I CRACKED MY SKULL WHEN I WAS A FEW YEARSYOUNGER THAN THAT. Yeah that one.

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?Not without using my fingers

74: Favourite animal?I’m 100% a cat person.Although lately bunnies have been creepin up the list…

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?I was online but I… I don’t actually know??? Nic and you had already gone to bed I think and Storm was still at work so Ihave NO idea what I was doing on my own waiting for her to get home.

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?…I legitimately do not even have an answer for this what

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?I guess Baepsae? I can’t listen to thatsong without smiling and immediately being overcome by FEELINGS about it.Or Chicken Song by AFI because it’s so fucking stupid. It’s also my high school yearbook quote.

78: How can you win my heart?Be a salty, sarcastic cunt of a bitch who hates the world but loves me (it’s important that you love me the MOST though. hahah jk but not really but yeah). We can judge everyone else and be terriblepeople together. Also you have to sharemy love for Korean men and music and media and I’m all yours.

80: What is my favorite word?Fuck or cunt. I used to love the wordaesthetic until Tumblr fucking repossessed it and ruined it for me.

81:My top 5 blogs on tumblrI’m shamelessly choosing my friends. I’malso putting them in alphabetical order because I know every single one of youwill look into the order and be like “WHY WASN’T I FIRST” and I’m not here tohurt feelings with honesty. Hahaha@fucktaemin @honeyisfor-bees @iambloodworth @kobols-last-gleamingAnd also @etheralyoongi cuz we’re mutual whohave never spoken but TOP FUCKING QUALITY BTS BLOG AND I LOVE THE URL SOHARD. Yes.

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, whatwould I say?Go away and leave me alone in peace / “get off my lawn”Or I’d call them all fucking stupid and call them out on all of this*blank*phobic bullshit that is CONSTANTLY EVERYWHERE What is wrong with peoplefor fucksake.

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They weregood, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of mychoice! What is that power?Teleportation. Brb just nipping toKorea.

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truthon?Hooo boy I don’t even know. Probably alot of stuff relating to mental health, because there’s like one person in theworld I can be honest about any of that with. Because nobody fucking gets it and if I even get halfway real I getjudged and talked down to and told to suck it up and fucking stop.

86: What is my current desktop picture?THIS image.Because I think it is hilarious awkward.

87: Had sex?Ever? Yes. Recently? No.

88: Bought condoms?Yes (the fact that this is a question is a stark reminder of how many pubescent teenagers there are on tumblr)

90: Failed a class?No

91: Kissed a boy?Yes (also: see answer to 88)

92: Kissed a girl?Yes

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?Yes

94: Had job?Yes

95: Left the house without my wallet?Yes

96: Bullied someone on the internet?No because I’m not a cunt??? (okay I mean I am but you know)

98: Played on a sports team?Yes – I did lunchtime volleyball and basketball in junior high and that’s aboutit.

99: Smoked weed?No

100: Did drugs?No

102: Drank alcohol?Yes

104: Been overweight?Hahah obviously

105: Been underweight?No

106: Been to a wedding?Yes

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?Yes

110: Gotten my heart broken?Fucking yes

111: Been to a professional sports game?Yes

112: Broken a bone?Toes

114: Been to prom?Kind of. We didn’t have “prom” but wehad a “graduation banquet” which was kinda the same thing, so yes.

115: Been in airplane?Yes

116: Fly by helicopter?Fucking NO

117: What concerts have I been to?Okay… Michael Jackson. Placebo x3. Marilyn Manson x2. Twenty OnePilots. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu x2. LeonaLewis. Lady Gaga. Pink. Def Leppard & Whitesnake. I’m sure there’s more but I can’tremember o.oALSO OF COURSE KCON FRANCE 2K16 so: BTS, SHINee, FTIsland, F(x), Block B, I.O.I

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?Not really. I’m not sexually attractedto girls, but a lowkey crush? Maybe. Obviously nothing seriousenough that I’m sitting here right now like YES I REMEMBER THAT TIME I HAD ACRUSH ON X-PERSON AND OMG SHE IS/WAS WONDERFUL.

119: Learned another language?I’m learning Korean.

120: Wore make up?Ever?? Yes??

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?No

122: Had oral sex?Yes

123: Dyed my hair?Yes, all the time

124: Voted in a presidential election?No, I’ve never lived in a country with a president ;3

125: Rode in an ambulance?No

126: Had a surgery?No, I’ve had an MRI scan and that’s really the most invasive medical procedure I’ve had.

128: Stalked someone on a social network?I mean how this is literally how we’re friends?

129: Peed outside?No? Maybe? IDK I’ve been camping as akid but I don’t remember it well enough o know if that was the bathroomsituation or not.

130: Been fishing?Yes and it was fuckboring.

132: Been rejected by a crush?Hahaha yes.

133: Broken a mirror?Yes and it probably explains a lot

134: What do I want for birthday?I mean my birthday is 11 months away dude. And I got the best gifts this year, small things that were incrediblymeaningful. But usually what I *want* isnothing.

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?lolno

136: Was I named after anyone?My middle name is my dad’s mom’s name.

138: What was my favourite toy as a child?I have a stuffed Sharpei dog puppet stuffy thing. He was my fav. I slept with him every day until I was like18 or 19. I still have him now. He’s sitting on my headboard. It’s kinda like this but a boy with overalls and not as clean and floofy looking since he’sapproximately as old as time.His name is, rather imaginatively, Mr Wrinkles.

140: Where do I want to live when older?I dunno man. I’d love to live in Koreabut that’s not going to happen. So I’llsettle for England. I just want a placeof my own but I also feel like I’ll never be able to afford to buy a house orapartment of my own…

141: Play any musical instrument?No. I sing, but I can’t play shit.

142: One of my scars, how did I get it?I have a scar through my left eyebrow which I got at daycare when I was a kid,when we were outside in the autumn and it was raining and I slipped on a leafand bashed my face into a metal pole on the playground or something likethat. I had to get stitches and I havevague memories of it.

143: Favourite pizza toping?Pepperoni and extra cheese

144: Am I afraid of the dark?Yes

145: Am I afraid of heights?Yes

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anythingbad?No

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gottendisappointed in the end?Only always

148: What I’m really bad atLiterally everything. Being afunctioning human being / adult. Relating to other people. Self-care.

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to meBro I honestly don’t know, people have said some shit

152:What do I like about myselfI’m a hilarious motherfucker and my makeup skills are occasionally on point.

153: My closest Tumblr friendThe same people I tagged before <3 I mean it’s prettyobvious given that I reblog obsessively from the same 3 people and that’sbasically the entirety of my blog content, and they all have tags on my blog and constant mentions so. Yeah.

154 :Something I fantasise aboutSwapping lives with someone else. Winning the fucking lottery and how amazing my life would be if MONEYand DAILY RESPONSIBILITY were not constant barriers to my enjoyment of it.

155: If you hadonly one more day to live, how would you spend it if you could have anythingyou wished for that single day?If we mean “wish” in terms of things that don’t exist and not just “anything youwanted that actually exists in time and space” then I would want the ability toteleport to see the people who live so far away from me. I think I would spend the day itself in anincredibly low-key way, just soaking up all of the time with the few people inthe world who matter to me that I could. Which I appreciate is probably a very boring answer, but I wouldselfishly just want to see my mom and a couple friends who don’t live inSheffield and spend a day with them until my last moments.

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