#turboom

[newgameinlitwaks]

BOOM, I'M FILLING THE POOL IN THE BIG APARTMENT WITH CHERRY JELLO HELP IF YOU WANT YOU CAN STILL HAVE SOME EITHER WAY.

[blastedroads-a]

Why're ya flippin' out about some snail? Have you finally busted a gasket, or.

Wha—ya MORON, ya don’t KNOW?!

[He shoves a hand into his pocket, pulling out a picture of Dreamwork’s Turbo and presenting it to his alternate.]

Look’it THIS! Some CHUMPS tryin’ ta take MY—ugh, OUR—name an’ fame!

[shotaturbo]

turboo-twins started following you

turboom started following you

oh cool! a Turbo an twins!

[blastedroads-a]

I would rather someone punch me repeatedly in the bits and spit on my trophy than be related to you. ..But I still want some pizza.

Quit lyin'! Ya should feel absolutely HONORED ta even be my alternate, ya dirt-lickin' has-been.

Man, has chillin' in a closet like a hobo made ya lazy? What kinda racer are YOU?! Nah, wait, I got the answer: a lousy sorry excuse fer one.

... But I'll cut ya a deal, mac. I'll give ya a slice, on oooooone condition.

[blastedroads-a]

When they give you the money, take it and run. Then give me some got danged pizza. 'Cause I'm hungry.

Sweet idea an' all mac, but jeez, no way. Get yer own pizza, I ain't yer dad.

[blastedroads-a]

From one popular racer to another. You're in my light, bitch.

Heh, yer light? Ya might need ta get yer brain checked out there, mac! Seriously, ya lost a few a' yer marbles an' yer common sense, 'cause uh, newsflash? Yer all washed up! Fer cryin' out loud, ya chill in a closet: talk 'bout reekin' loser-dom over there. Yer nothin' but a has-been! A wannabe!

An' ya know what? I'm better than you.

So why don't'cha shut yer trap an' think before ya speak, pal?

[blastedroads-a]

Pushes you on the ground and runs

[AT LEAST RIDE ME YOU ASSHOLE.]

[ladyoftheapp]

I’d like to thank everyone who came to my trailer last night it was a blast!

And Bluetooth feel free to come over anytime, I had a lot of fun tasting that salt water taffy ;)