#turborespawn

[releasetheprisoners]

... You're not used to hijacking releasetheprisoners? Yeah right! You had no problem hijacking that Sugar Rush game.

[releasetheprisoners]

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turbo-respawn

"Well, how’do’ya do, Mith Kit-Kat!” The large, cybernetic hybrid greeted, extending a clawed hand down and carefully hooking his pinky finger underneath the ladies hand.

"I’m King Candy!" He introduced himself, flashing her a grin that was, otherwise, unintentionally frightening.

"Aw man, I am NOT used to hijacking Mr. The Gothmog's blog, hoohoo!"

[releasetheprisoners]

{{Oh my god...

Or maybe it should be Anelyzer?

So I decided to do King Candy and Abigail Hardscrabble ~cough~ abigail-hss-hardscrabble ~cough~ and...

... King Candy's lollipop literally curled around. LIKE a lollipop.

[releasetheprisoners]

... But if you wanted to make it REALLY weird, you could make it a threesome between Gothmog, Abigail AND Turbo.

Cy-bug Turbo.

[releasetheprisoners]

turbo-respawn

#Because I'm turbo tastic. Why else? #~Poses seductively~

"... I don't know. That's probably the least sexy thing I've ever seen."

[krakenguard]

That awkward moment when you realize the uncanny resemblance between your muses...

... What did TvTropes call it?

Oh, yes.

Slasher Smile.

[releasetheprisoners]

PS I ship you with Abigail Hardscrabble

“… That insect is going to be peeved when they hear that.”

[krakenguard]

I know it's not very often, but the interactions between turbo-respawn and fuckyeahporkyminch are just so enjoyable to read. X3