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I had a pirate party for my 20th and honestly this isn’t the best photo but it’s the 2nd best I got ( my dumb ass forgot to save it) 😅⚔️My birthday was g8 I drank too much rum bc pirates we be and I got overexcited bc I haven’t drunk nor gone out in ages and (like the lil drunk tired bitch I am) I ended up sitting in the bathroom with vomit on myself calmly waiting for everyone to leave so I could get my partner to grab a towel and cuddle me in the shower lmaoo Rip me 💀😂😅 it was still a really solid night though 🔥

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i’ve come to the actual conclusion that dragonborn dude is probably the most likely character to wear skimpy armor because like...... he’s got scales......................... natural armor..............

#look at me justifying this to myself #breaking news: thor outs himself as either a lazy artist or a furry #turkeytalks #an unrelated discovery: if you google 'male skimpy armor' you get a lot of thinly veiled dicks vaguely visible through white loincloths

“how naked can i conceivably make this lizard man” - me, regretting the fact that I described a dragonborn npc as wearing “fancy armor” in my d&d campaign

#'I NEVER SPECIFIED THE SKIMPINESS OF THE ARMOR' thor screeches as he looks at armor references and cries #'hey let's draw this dragonborn npc it's gonna be an artistic challenge!!' - a naive and stupid thor #turkeytalks #and i thought the most challenging part of this was gonna be the lizard part

when you make good dinner and it’s big enough to feed 5 people and you still have leftovers the next day.....

#i am in heaven #turkeytalks #i did laundry right after school and did a bunch of dishes i feel cleansed #i feel like a functional member of society #feels good

that feeling of relief when you go through the old math tests from the past few years and realize they’re all basically the same and you now know exactly what you should focus on instead of having to learn EVERYTHING in one day

#i feel blessed #turkeytalks

gayrapunzel said: congratulations I’m proud of you for getting something done (this isn’t sarcasm (it’s a genuine feat dude))

Thank you,,,,,,, this report was a nightmare i’m so happy its done,,,,,,

#<3 #gayrapunzel #turkeytalks

i can’t focus on studying without having some sorta loud white noise in the background nowadays and let me tell ya, there’s nothing quite like the feeling of calmness that washes over you at 2am when you finally finish a chemistry report and turn the white noise off and there’s nothing but silence and accomplishment

#turkeytalks #i like to yap on tumblr at 2am after finishing chemistry reports apparently

#its 2am and i'm sitting here writing about scope for growth in discount clams #turkeytalks

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