Design adopted from newttrolls!
Your name is Turlen Godell, and you are a mooscular troll, but you will never be as swole as your lieutenant colonel,and you probably couldn’t fight a moose. You are not unlike the dinosaur on thecover of the book “All My Friends Are Dead”, in the way that all of yourfriends are also dead. Give or take maybe four or five.
Regardless of this, you still manage to have a rather pleasant demeanor whenever you can muster it. Good on you, Doctor Turgle.
Oh did I not mention that you are a doctor? While you have a classic case of resting bitch face, and I wouldn’t trust you with a spoon let alone my life -- Yes, in order to escape cavern duty, you joined the fleet as a doctor. Just a general physician, I guess. Someone has to take care of all those trolls that go bumbling onto new planets after all. You’re pretty sure the fleet doesn’t have time to baby after them themselves, good on you for fighting the good fight!
Except, it’s not a good fight at all is it? All of your friends ARE dead for a reason why don’t you—No? Oh that’s alright. We can talk about your ten sweeps stationed on the planet known as Atlas XII—Shit okay! Don’t get so touchy. Okay, okay geeze! I won’t call it that. What now? So now you’re not willing to talk about your time on Toltegan no matter what name I call it by? Well now you’re just being stubborn!
Okay, we’ll just talk more about you!
After your discharge from the fleet, you fully dedicated yourself to maintaining the welfare of the youth back on your home planet. Boy do you love kids! If I didn’t know any better about trolls, I might just say you were downright fatherly. If only these kids weren’t going to grow up to be awful, it’s a shame there is nothing you can do about that. No matter, until they are full grown adults, you will love them unconditionally. I’m reconsidering the idea that you are a troll at this point, you are just way too dadly!
Can you believe that after all that went down, the empire stationed you to work in the caverns? You kind of just said “lol fuck that noise”, for all you know they would have put you on duty to kill the mutants and limes. Now that would have just caused another riot – Okay! Okay! I digress. Sheesh.
The ten sweeps you spent off planet really threw you off, you don’t really act like a normal troll imho.
Voice Claim: coming soon 2 a chase near u
Ability: Probably couldn’t fight a moose tbh. Idk he’s pretty fit, and has a lot of energy that is hardly going to go anywhere anytime soon.
Blood Color: Jade [#259462]
Strife Specibus: Bowxarrowkind, hardly has a reason to use it.
Symbol: I have no fucking idea what this is, but it’s cute
Lusus: A particularly friendly vulture! He very much used to enjoy headpats.
Trolltag: unflappablePhysician
Dominant/Submissive: Submissive tbh
Extrovert/Introvert: Extrovert
Quirk: | THE QUIȻK BRѺWN FѺX JUM¶S ѺVER THE LAZY DѺG ﴿
Personality: If you saw this dude on the street you would probably think he was an asshole, because his face says so and also he ripped the sleeves off of a perfectly fine button up shirt. But in reality, he is a very docile and even more so down to earth (…down to alternia???). He is naturally a people pleaser, and will be sure that everyone is present to hear the punchline of his jokes. He is very anti-fleet, and especially anti-empire, for obvious “he is passionate about people” reasons. He’s kind of loud, but he doesn’t mean any harm by it I promise, also pretty sure if asked to use his little words he would. Don’t talk to him about his fleet life, and you won’t see a grown man cry.