#turnabout queue

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happy 23 years to the series ever

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happy holidays ace attorney fandom, most predictable bitches on earth, i love you all <3

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damn, sure is a beautiful night. weird how i just heard a gunshot coming from the lake though

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happy birthday to the stupidest lawyer on the face of the earth

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catch me being a radio dj about to say the most important line ever and by extension exonerating miles edgeworth for the murder of robert hammond in approximately two and a half days

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I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was ｔｈｉｓ ｂｉｇ, and I said "That's disgusting," so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! *BWSSSSSH* That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOOOON! How do you like that, Obama!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss drrrrrroplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

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this took me like two and a half hours to make and i procrastinated on homework for it. anyway happy birthday to the only lawyer ever

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spot the difference