#turtle rage

[decembersoul]

[thanosthedadtitan]

Turtle violence...

[xhardcoreismorethanmusicx]

Split with Turtle Rage, by ill!

4 track album

Ill!, from Münster, Germany and Turtle Rage from Berlin, Germany teamed up on a fastcore split !

Check Turtle Rage part here: https://turtlerage.bandcamp.com/album/split-with-ill

[hpsmusic]

Turtle Rage - Discography

Punk Rock, Ska-Punk, Hardcore, Oi! Punk & Metalcore new albums, discography and live video

[wellenklavier]

People keep trying to show me a picture of a turtle without its shell and it's making me sO ANGRY because a turtle's shell is FUSED WITH ITS SPINE AND RIBCAGE

[citriplays]

Adventures in PUG's, Part Three: Return of The Mack

After I wrote my post about Siege Turtle summons, I logged onto Guild Wars for some good ol' Zaishen Vanquishing. Today's ZV was the Dalada Uplands, so I excitedly got into a PUG and stepped out into the explorable area. The grass was green, the air was sweet because this vanquish was going to be enough to finally max my Ebon Vanguard title (I'm slow, okay)

My excitement quickly vanished when someone summoned Baby Got Back

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

NOOOOOO omg we just got started and I can't see anything lksdfkjlasl;kj

Deep into the vanquish, the turtle kinda gets stuck on a hill lol

And shortly after this, it dies! YAY!

My dear turtle-summoning ally was all /bowhead and kept pinging "I'm moving to the corpse of Siege Turtle" and I'm like YESSSS LOL BYE TURTLE

And then

THEY HAD MORE JADEITE SUMMONING STONES

NOOOO LKJASDLJLKM MOAR TURTLES

AND THEN after the vanquish was over, I had to scrape the map so the turtle followed me around so I had to try to scrape the edges while trying to zoom in through the turtles butt and stuff omg what's this life for

tl;dr h8 turtlez