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#TURTLE;;BATOU #[[ me: i'm going to be here! ]]#[[ also me: but what about... nagare ]]#[[ i lov him ]]#[[ i want to make a blog i'm never going to be active on ]]#[[ as munakata immediately severs me in two in the name of order ]]

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general info:

♡ preferred name: Turtle ♡ age: 25 i think ♡ pronouns: boy turtle ♡ sexuality: big ol demi ♡ height: 5′10′’ ♡ hair colour: blue bitch indigo ♡ relationship status: in a gay with a living migraine no seriously he’s got a fucking migraine as we speak

favourite things:

♡ favourite colour: blue, red, black ♡ favourite song: it varies by muse and series, right now ‘We are’ by one ok rock is really really cute for this entire series like it makes me happy ♡ favourite band / artist: one ok rock right now ♡ favourite food: green tea ♡ favourite animal: wolves!! ♡ favourite celebrity: r-robert downey jr ♡ favourite holiday(s): HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEN ♡ favourite season: WINTER ALL THE BUGS DIE ♡ favourite fruit: BA NA NAH ♡ favourite flower: roses ♡ favourite weather: A NICE COOL DAY WHERE LIFE DOESN’T TOUCH ME ♡ favourite language: definitely japanese! i’m a fool who always suggests subs because i don’t need subtitles unless kusanagi opens his kansai-mouth and gargles potatoes with the language without realizing some people just dON’T WANNA READ SKJGKDFJGDK

name of:

♡ name of your crush: i would probably fckving die for mikoto, fushimi and yata ♡ name of your pet(s): Tengen, Toppa and crab(it’s a hermit crab i accidentally won at a festival and it is now like four years old but we never named it) ♡ name(s) of your best friend(s): i have....... friends?

this or that?

♡ introvert or extrovert: Introverted despite what it seems! ♡ nerdy or sassy: both! ♡ tall or short: Tall ♡ looks or personality: Personality ♡ homesick or traveler: homesick ♡ woods or city: i love looking at nature but i hate it tOUCHING ME ♡ phone or computer: Both ♡ family or money: Money ahfahjfdksjg ♡ books or movies: BOTH! ♡ food or sleep: shit i can’t-

TAGGED BY: @aligninghearts bby!!

TAGGING: I THINK I’M REALLY LATE??

#TURTLE;;BATOU #SCEPTER 4 INTEL[[MEMES]]#[[ will i ever do drafts or reblog more IC memes?? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW ]]

people have been like: YOU WRITE SO PRETTY and rn munakata is literally vaguely threatening someone covered in bras in the middle of a ladie’s underwear boutique like this man is the type of person that would look you straight in the eyes drinking straight up aloe vera juice and daring you to comment while you tried to explain to him that he can’t develop sun resistant skin just because he’s consuming excessive amounts of aloe

#TURTLE;;BATOU #I literally hate one man

someone just asked me why i understand the mindset of a borderline megalomaniac gay madman with control issues so well and i’m just wow i didn’t come here to be called out ? ?

#TURTLE;;BATOU #I CAME HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND - -#JOKES ON YA'LL MY SECOND CHOICE WAS NAGARE AND I CHOSE THE LESSER OF TWO ASSHOLES #I SAVED EVERYONE FROM 6049383 WORLD OF WARCRAFT JOKES

so I was scrolling right and I have this mutual checker on my xkit right and all of the sudden I was seeing one that wasn’t a mutual and I godamn panicked for five minutes solid right like which of you am I tormenting with my presence oh god what have i done

IT WAS ME, I’M THE BITCH WHO’S NOT FOLLOWING ME SWORD FALLIN VIA DUMB BRICK ENERGY YA’LL GET READY FOR IMPACT

#TURTLE;;BATOU #IM CRY ING I WAS ANSWERING AN ASK AND I JUST #WHO'S THIS BASIC ASSHOLE RIGHT HERE WHAT'S THAT SMUG FA-#FUCK IT'S ME #IT'S MY SMUG FACE

also hey guys I completely figgity forgot THIS BLOG IS FULLA BIG OL’ SPOILERS AND I SUCK ksKJFSD

#TURTLE;;BATOU #MAYBE I SHOULD SAY THAT #YANNO #SOME FUVKIN WHERE