#turtleduck talks

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day 3 of being sick: fuck this shit I'm so tired

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Three cats, three entirely different reasons to meow.

Common reasons: asking me to come with them. Fill the food. Fill the water.

Then there's raja, who will also meow if she gets 'lost'. She's about 15, she's just old and unaware of what's going on until she sees a human.

Persephone will scream to get pet sometimes.

Then there is Freyja. Who will scream meow for ANY reason.

Touch her? Meows. Don't touch her? Meow. Look at her? Meow. Near her? Meow. Talk to her? Meow. Sees me coming back after taking the trash out? Meow. Pick her up? Meow.

And that is not comprehensive. She is not a quiet meower. She yells.

She is fucking loud and so fucking tolerant.

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Love that my friend I call my wife randomly stated that I cannot call her 'pookie'. There was no lead up or anything, we were watching anime and she said it very seriously during a pause.

I informed her that if I called her something like that it was going to be more like a Midwestern mom talking (i.e. hun, baby, dear) and she was fine with it.

I love this woman.

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Some days I write like a hundred words and some I write 31k in a day.

I have questions about myself.

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I was contemplating, seriously contemplating, how to sneak out of my own grandmother's house to walk home once my mother was home so that she couldn't stop me because it was starting to get dark and was cold.

I have never in my life done such a thing and it's kind of surreal to think about it.

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I have a new obessession. Just warning y'all

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I swear I need people to read everything I write when I'm spitting theories because they seem to think I'm either stupid or unaware of what is going on.

Please, for fucks sake read the entire fucking post. Please.

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Three Possible Timeframes for Vampires SMP

I know what you're thinking, that it has to be a certain timeframe, but here I am to convince you otherwise. Because there are three very canon possiblities and we have every reason to believe them.

If there are spoilers there is nothing exactly lore worthy in it.

First:

This seems to take place sometime in the late 1700s to the mid to late 1800s. Because that is when electricity is a known concept, but cars and movies are not. So this seems to be what they were going for with the entire premise. Yet this is the least funny option of all three.

Second:

Sometime in late 2005 to early 2006. Twilight exists, but New Moon does not seem to. This is funny as once again cars and movies do not exist. Yet this very modern book does. Very funny. Very good for jokes. Thank you for this gift Sausage.

Three:

My personal favorite is that it is perfectly feasible that this entire SMP takes place post 2529. That's right, I am suggesting that Vampires SMP takes place in the fucking future. Because Scott said he knew the man who invented bingo... which was invented in 1929.

Which would mean that Scott's birth year is sometime in the 1400s and Owen's is in the 2300s.

Imagine the posibilities of post apocolyptic world with everything that is happening.

And because of a throwaway joke that is very much canon, it can be.