#tuxedojin

[truscumduke-blog]

I'm a Gamzee fan, but yeah, his character is poorly-written as shit. Paradox Space didn't really tell us anything new though, it's already been established he engaged in shenanigans with the decapitated heads and "sometimes kisses them". He's pretty much terrible in every way, but that's why I personally like him.

BUT WE COULD'VE STARTED OFF WITH SOMETHING GOOOOOOD ;_;

[truscumduke-blog]

Hey man, thank you. No really. I get headaches reading and having to deal with transtrenders saying you don't need dysphoria to be trans and use stupid cutesy pronouns. They try to make themselves out to be part of the trans community, but they're just making us look just as bad as otherkin. Not only that, but say that transmen have male privilege? Wtf? Thank you for calling out their bullshit. - A transman

yeah i just

holy hell man i just don't understand their logical thought process

[capriciousfury]

Hello there! You've got second place in my yaoi doujinshi giveaway! You can choose up to four things in my pile-o-crap! Message me with what things you want and if things are sorted well with you and the 1st place pick, I'll ask for your address so that I can send your prizes. Congrats!

SCREAMS INTO THE FAR REACHES OF SPACE

[instigatinglittleshit]

I love how you're trying to hook up all the shorties so that eventually humanity evolves into dwarves.

We will be smaller and more compact. Easier travel. Far more aerodynamic. Short is the way of the future. 

[vastderp-placeholder]

I fucking love your word-filters. I filtered "the patriarchy" into "my vagina" so shit comes out like (SMASH MY VAGINA) and such. I want to filter "problematic", and a few other social-justice warrior keywords. What do you suggest for maximum laughs?

fantastic choices. fantastic.

as for suggestions, i have “problematic” filtered to “the kind of thing I think about when I masturbate”. it’s about 89% effective in practice because of usage and a hoot.

in general, i like the reverse emotional impact approach. bad terms become good, good terms become bad. that really scrambles things up.

i’m also fond of theming the replacements so that you end up with posts that make a weird sort of sense, but bear no resemblance to whatever dumb shit the person originally wrote them about.

lately i’ve been having lots of good results swapping “gross” for “ooey-gooey and oh so irresistible”.

[afro-witch]

tuxedojin replied to your post: I waNT TO flirt with him but I’m awkward and gay bah, who cares for labels, go for it. you won’t lose anything if you did I would but like????? I don't want to date him. And I don't care enough to like try and talk to him that's too much work. It's just hot guy who's possibly interested in me I need to milk this