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tellu, the one-hit wonder
some fishyboi for 1 may 2022. art mods done on iphone SE gen 2 using photos, adobe capture, and autodesk sketchbook
Harold Dibble, an anthropologist at the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia, makes me mad bc he's 1000% a dick about neandertals not counting as humans LIKE DUDE they cohabitated earth with "modern humans" and denisovans and etc etc other different types of humans with abstract thought and culture and language and art and adornment and stuff and he's all like 'this ring of stalagmites broken off and placed in circles in this cave doesn't prove shit' and 'yesh this pattern of etchings isnt provably art it's just tool use and animals do that too' and like 'blah blah it's obviously modern homo sapiens that did the cool stuff' LIKE COULD YOU BE A BIGGER DICKBAG?? for fucksake they are human people also?? DUDE YOU HAVE EUROPEAN ANCESTRY THAT MEANS YOU HAVE NEANDERTAL DNA TOO so you can go piss up a rope with your othering of these humans who had the luck to vanish into the gene pool early and therefore avoid your shitty exoticizing colonizer bad take, in this essay i will
only made this video to make a stupid kitty pryde joke, am now MONTHS LATER still not over the hilariousness of a literal 14yo trying to pull something ludicrous like this when a) dude's deadass wrong anyway, and b) ive had the thing memorized since like 2002, and c) i mean i think maybe he should get used to queer ska-presenting pan-genre bards doing whatever the fuck we want