“We had a homeless dude come into the emergency room last night, who’d unfortunately been involved in a road traffic accident, and his CT showed quite a significant head bleed. He’s already under the influence of something so, he’s having the best time. We get him undressed and and start trying to clean him up when he bursts into song. He goes, yoou aaare sooo beautiful. So, he continues to sing this for at least thirty minutes until one of our female colleagues decides to pop in to see whats happening. The dude stops singing and informs us that he doesn’t know the second verse of this song that he’s singing. So he sits in silence for a few minutes before going back and starts to sing the same part again. Honestly dude, it was difficult not to laugh. He was such a pleasant drunk.”
