#tvstarter

[jfcmindy]

I just found sixty six dollars worth of tacos for this awesome Mexican place. It took forever to get all my food but they pumped me full of margaritas while I waited. It was fantastic. I love today. I love my entire life.

[adrian-novak]

A Taco Bell commercial just came on right after McDonald's and choosing between the two for lunch is far too difficult.

[jfcmindy]

I just got home and my house does not smell like homemade cooking. Did Dahlia die and no one contacted me?

[jfcwillow]

@willowayo: Met a cute guy at Starbucks. Too bad he didn't swing that way.

[adrian-novak]

I swear, every day I pass this couple in the studio at least five times throughout the day and each time they act as if it were forever since they saw eachother with the amount of PDA. If they do one more fucking Dirty Dancing-esque lift, I'm getting a fucking water spritzer and spritzing them whenever I see something that I could have gone my whole life without witnessing.

[jfcjo]

I was setting up my rig for a shot today when I looked out of the corner of my eye and saw a couple of people with blood dripping down their face and coming from their eyes. I was just a little concerned, so I went up and asked if everything was alright. Turns out they were just a couple of extras from Unknown who got lost coming back from the bathroom. Just another normal day on set, I guess.

[jfcalla]

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? 'Cause you have a really sweet ass.

[fckcam-illa]

iPhones should really put a warning when you're playing music through the speakers and not through the headphones. Especially when you're in a silent room. It took me a full minute to realize that everyone else could here my music.