#tw addicition

[genuinebluff]

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[luciferin-s]

I love that I get to poop everytime i drink coffee, but I also hate that i can't really poop unless i drink coffee. This is a different kind of addiction that nobody warned me about

[aloyssobek]

If I had a dollar for every time I've had a family member pass most likely because of some alcohol related overdosing body ruining addiction thing, I'd now have $2