no one knows that andy affectionately calls you mommy in private. it’s not super obvious where it stems from other than using it as some term of endearment, or an authority figure for your cats. “don’t swipe at your mommy.” he scolds, as he picks crow up and gets him out of your way. you’ve tried to analyze it, ask yourself if this is something he’s actually into, if he wants to play mdlb but just can’t figure it out himself. all you’ve determined is it simply doesn’t have a hidden meaning, he doesn’t want you to mother him. he just likes watching you ride it while you two play mommy and daddy have adult time alone in your master bedroom.














