but you have no ring? (blurb - michael robinavitch x f!reader)
summary: robby can't help but show you off to one of his patients when Perlah reveals that he's engaged.
pairings: romantic!michael robinavitch x reader
word count: 1k
technically a part of this universe but can fully be read as a standalone, no knowledge of that storyline necessary here :)
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cw: typical warnings that apply to the pitt (mention of a burn injury, hospital setting), fluff even though you aren't actually physically present for this interaction, reader has hair long enough to be clipped back in a nondescript way
!!!!!!contains spoilers for season 2 under the cut!!!!!!
i know we all felt something when Mrs. Kovalenko was asking robby whether he was married or not soooooo obviously i had to write this! also i will definitely be writing a longer fic based on season 2 once everything is released
Robby can’t wait for one o’clock to come.
You had been going on and on about the ‘curse of the last shift,’ something you had seen on a TV show you watched. You had also warned him that having his last day before leaving be the Fourth of July was a terrible idea, but when he didn’t budge you admitted defeat, then promised that you’d come by with lunch for him halfway through the shift. He just had to make it to one.
“Hey, Emma could use your help in six,” Dana says. “Nasty burn on the thigh.”
“On it, thanks,” He says. He overhears the woman in the room say ‘samovar’ as he walks over, pushing the door open to reveal the patient sitting on the bed, Emma at her side.
“I’m sorry, what’s a samovar?” Emma asks.
Robby pulls his glasses out of his pocket as he steps up to the computer.
“It is a big metal urn for coffee or tea,” He explains, putting his glasses on and tapping his badge against the sensor. “They can get super-duper hot, and I was never allowed to touch ours.”
He scrolls through the chart for a moment. “Hello, Mrs. Kovalenko, my name is Dr. Michael Robinavitch, everybody calls me Dr. Robby.”
“Robinavitch?” She asks. “Jewish?”
“You guessed it,” Robby says. “And I see that we are here today for a burn, why don’t we take a look?”
He grabs a blanket from the cart beside the computer, pulling his glasses off and turning around, setting it over her lap.
“Oh, not married?” Mrs. Kovalenko asks, his left hand on full display. The watch on his left wrist is the one that you bought for him, years ago, but she has no way of knowing that.
“No, I am not married,” He answers, giving it easily, his mind focused on the task at hand and not wanting to get into his relationship status with Emma in the room.
“You attend synagogue?” She questions, chuckling a bit.
Robby pulls a pair of gloves on as he answers. “Uh, not for awhile. I mean, High Holidays, mostly.”
He leaves the room feeling heavy, the conversation not going remotely in the direction he thought it would. Luckily, she’ll mostly recover from her burn, but Robby can’t help but wonder if she’ll ever fully recover from what she experienced. He sighs, stretching his neck out before grabbing his phone, sending you a text.
Hey, you awake yet?
You haven’t texted him ‘good morning’ yet, so he’s guessing probably not. He sighs, sliding it back into his pocket and moving on to his next patient.
He returns to her room about fifteen minutes later, just as Perlah’s finishing up with the nonstick dressing.
“Hello, how’s it going in here?” He asks, sanitizing his hands again. “Did I miss all the gross stuff?”
“Timed it perfectly,” Perlah says.
“Excellent,” Robby says, taking a seat on one of the stools. “My job is all about delegation and time management.”
Perlah hums. “Oh, not for much longer.”
Robby perks up a bit. “That is very true.”
“Why for not longer?” Yana asks, looking between the two of them.
“Because tomorrow I am leaving to go on sabbatical,” Robby answers, hands resting on his thighs.
Perlah leans closer to her. “He’s leaving us for three months to travel with his fiancée.”
“Ah, you have fiancée?” Yana asks, her face brightening. “But you have no ring?”
Robby smiles, reaching for the chain around his neck, pulling his engagement ring out of his scrub top. Yana leans forward, admiring it for a second.
“Very nice,” She says. “Where travelling?”
“Hopping around between a few states,” Robby says, honestly not even being able to recall the itinerary off the top of his head. “Then back home for a few weeks.”
“When’s the wedding?” Yana asks, extremely invested in this newfound development regarding his love life.
“November twenty-ninth,” He answers. “She’s always wanted a winter wedding, so, that’s what we’re doing.”
Yana makes a pleased sound, nodding as she holds a hand to her chest. “Oh, I bet she will be so beautiful.”
“She always is,” Perlah says. “Inside and out.”
Robby’s heart starts to race at the comment, warmth spreading over him. She doesn’t even say the comment to him, simply saying it to Yana without any hesitation. Robby knows that it’s because she truly thinks that about you, and that idea makes his thoughts blur for a moment.
“You have picture?” Yana asks, and Robby snaps back to focus, humming. Usually, he wouldn’t show patients photos of you and him, but she’s so lovely. And he knows that you would be telling him to pull one up if you were here, so he does.
The one he picks is from a few weeks ago.
You’re sitting criss-crossed on the nest chair in your living room, he’s across the room from you on the couch. You have a book in your lap, the top half of your hair clipped back, wearing an old sweatshirt and black leggings. The book is open, but you’re looking at him, thumbnail inbetween your teeth as you grin. He can still remember exactly what he said to elicit that response.
He has his camera on, already pointed at you when he realizes, eyes narrowing.
“I asked you where that sweatshirt was this morning,” He says. “You said it was in the wash.”
You glance up, already giggling, your beautiful smile on full display. Robby takes the photo before you can respond.
“Maybe you should’ve looked harder.”
He spins his phone around and Perlah cranes her neck, trying to see it too. Yana’s eyes go soft at the sight of you, a gasp falling from her lips.
“Very, very beautiful,” She insists. “That smile must light up every room.”
Perlah grins at the way Robby goes soft, looking at the photo for a second himself before nodding.
here me out, an Abby fic where both Abby and reader are in a band. Abby’s drummer, reader is singer and guitarist. Fans have their suspicions, but no one really knows what happens backstage 👀
drummer!abby x guitarist!reader, singer!reader
cw: scissoring, pussy slapping, thigh humping, kissing, spanking, boob play
tonight’s concert was loud. louder than usual. abby was on the drums, playing more aggressive than usual. she didn’t mean to, but fuck was she distracted by your outfit. every time you pranced and jumped around on stage with that guitar wrapped around your chest, your skirt slid up. she wanted to stand up and pull it down so nobody else could see, yet she was the only one staring.
the way your fingers moved against the guitar reminded her of how good your fingers worked inside of her. she found herself squeezing her thighs together, drums forgotten. she was so distracted, and you were so oblivious. she wanted to get this shit over with.
finally, once the concert was over with, abby couldn’t wait to get you backstage. she waited for the rest of the bandmates to leave before she came up from behind you, wrapping her arms around you. “you wearin’ this for me? hm?” abby asked, hands wandering down to the skirt. she fiddled with the hem of the pink fabric before sliding her hands down to your thigh. this wasn’t a new occurrence.
with a faux confused look, you asked, “what do you mean? it’s just what the stylist gave me.” abby scoffed at that, giving your soft skin a rough squeeze. her mouth found your neck, biting it and soothing it with her tongue. “yeah?” she hummed sarcastically, dragging her mouth to your ear. she nipped at it and you held back a whimper, not wanting to give her that satisfaction yet. “yeah..” you replied, your voice slightly pitching in a please whine.
abby’s other hand moved upward, going underneath your shirt to tease your breast. she led you over to a small couch in the corner of the room. abby removed your shirt, tossing it to the side. “look at those pretty tits.” abby said, a wolfish grin on the girls face. she pinched your nipple between her fingers, twisting it around. “abby!” you whimpered, squirming around. then, you felt a sharp sting to your ass. “hold still, doll.” abby demanded, her mouth going to your other boob. “been wantin’ this all damn day.” she grumbled against a peaked nipple.
then, she finally removed the last barrier of clothing on your body. that skirt that had been driving her insane. you shivered at the sudden coldness against your pussy, leaning into her warmth. abby pulled away for a moment, removing her clothes as well. then, she sat down, patting her thigh. “hump.” she commanded. you nodded frantically, sliding onto her firm thigh. you held onto her shoulder as you rutted your wet, hot pussy against her thigh. “there you go, doll. you’re doing so well. keep goin’.”
when she noticed you getting wetter, she lifted you off her lap and laid you down, thumb circling your clit. “please, abby..” you cried, begging for her touch. abby lightly slapped your pussy, just enough for you to squirm. “you want it that bad, baby?” abby tangled her legs with yours, her folds pressing against yours. her hips started off as a slow, heavy grind, pressing exactly where you needed her to. then, the movement grew faster, harder as the two grew needy. “i-i’m so close, abby.” you said, cheeks a dark flush of red as you moved your hips up, clit hitting hard against hers. the sound of slick wetness filled the room along with the desperate moans of you and abby. “fuck..me too..” abby whimpered. the two both came at the same time, leaving a mess on your thighs and on the peoples couch. poor janitor.
yn yl admits she accidentally got into formula 1 trying to impress a man and the internet immediately decides that man is lando norris. unfortunately for them, the internet might actually be right [singer!reader]
warnings: two spelling mistakes?
a/n: back with yet another singer!reader x lando norris smau. absolutely no one is surprised. i'm currently obsessed with drop dead by olivia rodrigo and somehow that turned into this whole smau lol. this is part 1 out of 3. hope you enjoy! x
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teamyn new episode of therapuss with jake shane and yn out now 🫶 exclusively on @/netflix and @/spotify.
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user5 she's SO funny without trying
user19 they made this episode specifically for ME actually ♥︎ by author
user3 did I hear that right? new music SOON??? I need the release date NEOWWW
user15 not the 'i'm past trying to deny i write from experience' HELPPPP 😭
y/n.y/l ✓ a time was had!!! 🐙 ♥︎ by author
user81 and looks were served ! Girlllll you look so good🤩
user2 jake's face when she said she's been into f1 lately SENT me lmaoo
user20 I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HOW CALM EVERYONE IS BEING ABOUT SOME OF THE THINGS TALKED ABOUT IN THIS PODCAST
user9 The accidental oversharing throughout the whole episode was *chef's kiss* 💋
user11 so relatable honestly
user7 SHE SAID NEW MUSIC HOPEFULLY SOON I AM SO READY
user10 she needs to do podcasts more often!!! this was incredible🫶🏼 ♥︎ by author
user14 manifesting at least one (1) love song this new era 🧘🏽♀️
user1 the chemistry between them was SO good ♥︎ by author
user8 you can tell she and jake genuinely got along ♥︎ by author
user6 i could listen to her yap for like 12 hours actually ♥︎ by author
user13 album THREEEEEEE 🙂↕️🙂↕️ ♥︎ by author
user16 this episode just made her feel way more real to me idk
user4 F1 TWITTER WAKE UP???!!! 🗣️
user17 i'm crying this is how we find out she might be in a relationship??
user18 wHAT
user17 girl go watch IMMEDIATELY
20 March 2026
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celebwhispers Singer Yn Yl is being linked to Formula 1 Champion Lando Norris after fans noticed the pair liking a few of each other's Instagram posts over the past few months.
The speculation comes shortly after Y/n revealed on a recent episode of Therapuss with Jake Shane that she 'accidentally' got into Formula 1 while trying to impress a man she liked.
Neither follow each other publicly, and there's currently no evidence the pair have met, but that has never stopped the internet before.
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user8 I'm sat I don't even care if this is fake
user1 'but that has never stopped the internet before' 💀💀💀
celebwhispers Did we lie?
user6 f1 champion🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦 lando norris
user11 not the internet building a relationship out of instagram likes again🤡
user33 what bothers me is we lost one of our strongest investigative tools bc half the f1 girlfriends already followed her BEFORE this bc theyre fans 😭
user81 the girls in the paddock having taste is ruining our work smh
user9 I know pr teams everywhere are stressed
user10 everyone say thank you to the person who checked the likes🫵🏼
user14 i'm equal parts surprised and disappointed it's taken us this long to find this information out tbh
user3 the people saying this is a reach are boring booo🍅🍅🍅👎🏻👎🏻
user12 The way she accidentally started a dating rumour by being honest
user13 i'm crying she probably thought nobody would care about that story
user12 She should've thought twice🙂↔️
user7 the fact they don't follow each other is making me MORE convinced somehow
user2 not the first time f1 champion lando norris has done that btw!!!
user5 sorry but two hot people liking each other's posts is enough for me. let's plan the wedding!
user4 everyone involved is probably so uncomfortable right now....
21 March 2026
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y/n.y/l most alive i've ever been! but kiss me and i might drop dead!!!
'drop dead',
the first single of my third studio album is out this Thursday 2/4 🩷
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user3 OMG YAY 😭🩷🩷🩷 can't wait ♥︎ by author
user13 the way i immediately thought about 'i'm past trying to deny i write from experience'.......... i'll be dissecting every lyric
user10 HOW LONG has the little racing situation been happening for there to already be a SONG 😭
user15 she said new music soon and she actually meant it for once 😳😳 ♥︎ by author
user12 LOVE SONG LOVE SONG LOVE SONG 🗣️
user14 HOW DOES SHE MANAGE TO KEEP MAKING THINGS WORSE FOR HERSELF HELPP
passthatpuss ✓ Ok wait chills ♥︎ by author
user7 i told u all we were finally getting a love song after those stories !!!
user16 this is TERRIFYING
user1 YNYL3 ERA STARTS NEXT WEEK 🩷
user18 aka lando norris pop muse era 😌
user9 a love song announcement ONE WEEK after those rumours … okay 😶
user4 very brave of her tbh
user17 very marketing genius of her too🤫
user6 NEW ERA im sooo ready🫡🫡 ♥︎ by author
teamyn ✓ if you hear screaming from the team office no you didn't
user11 just dopped dead ♥︎ by author
user5 'most alive i’ve ever been' ??? oh we lost her
hii, I’m not sure if you take request still but if so is there a possible way you can do a drew x singer!reader one shot take on how Sabrina “arrests” her fans before performing Juno for being too hot but the reader does it to Drew during her shows please 🫶🏼
arrested for being too hot — DREW STARKEY
authors note THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING THIS!! my request box is still open so feel free to send me any ideas regarding singer!reader or regular fic ideas you’d like me to write. this was so much writing too. thank for all the love on my last fic lovies <3
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summary "arresting" drew, your boyfriend, during your show before performing your song from your new album.
warning(s) none!
You are on tour for your new album in-front of thousands of fans almost every night. You worked hard on this album and it turned out wonderfully. If it weren’t for the amazing fans of yours, you don’t know where you’d be in your career— they are the reason you are doing this.
Half way into the show— going amazing. The crowd tonight isn't disappointing you. Everything you've hoped for on this tour. You've performed eighteen songs and about to go onto your nineteenth. Played musical spin the bottle not long ago which was really fun.
Before Juno, you begin with a small "skit" where you call someone out in the crowd, arresting them for being too hot. This became a thing after your first show of the tour and doing it ever since. Plus, fans absolutely love it. Interacting with your fans has always been something you did and create those bonds.
Drew, your boyfriend, is attending the show with Madelyn Cline, a mutual friend and cast-mate of Drew's. You told him earlier today you wanted to arrest him in the middle of the show to get the audience excited and it would be fun.
Drew was all for it, and he didn't want you to tell him what you were going to say—he prefers surprises.
Your pink, glittering, dazzling clothing was sparkling in the lights. You pressed your free hand to your brow as though you were looking around for a call. With security, you could see Drew and Madelyn making their way to the front.
You begin by adjusting your earpiece while moving around the stage in your long skirt. "You guys know that moment when you are in a room filled with such beautiful looking people that you start to feel overwhelmed?" When fans applaud, you smile.
"Oh, girls, I think I just seen my future husband in the front row! Oh my god, girls, come here, come here," you say anxiously into the microphone, beckoning them over and waving your free hand.
You turn to face Drew as the girls approach you, asking, "Do you see that gorgeous looking man over in the front row with his arms crossed in the tan shirt?" You speak into the microphone aloud, pointing to Drew in the crowd.
Your girls joyfully waved at Drew while placing their hands on your shoulder. As Drew blushes on the big screen, the crowd reflexively turns up the volume in the arena.
"What's your name handsome?" With your head cocked slightly to the right toward your shoulder, you inquire in jest.
"Drew!" You can hear him when he places his hands on the side of his lips. He gives you a childlike smile and a flushed face.
You say, "I'm sorry I couldn't get that?" as though you couldn't hear him. Leaning forward more, you place your free hand behind your ear.
He shakes his head and utters "Drew!" a little louder.
"Oh my Drew, I must say that you must be a magnet because you drew me in" brings a smile to your face. Your tone indicated that you were trying quite hard not to laugh, yet you kept your calm brilliantly.
Fans had their phones out, capturing the entire interaction. Nobody would have expected Drew to be the person arrested at your gigs since the tour began.
"Drew, you are under arrest for being too hot," you say aloud, smiling and pointing at him— fanning yourself, moving your hips side to side as the sound of sirens going off with blue and red lights behind.
You put your left elbow against your girls shoulder, "guys do you ever just see someone so good looking that you just don't know what to do and all your clothes fall off in that moment" your long skirt slips off smoothy.
"Like your brain just like malfunctions and like I just wanna handcuffed to you now like," one of your girls puts the pink fluffy handcuffs into your hand, you kneel down, "do you know what I mean? Will you take these from me?"
Drew is overwhelmed in this very moment— it's very obvious how much you are affecting him. Drew gives you a gimme me gesture with his fingers, ready to catch the hand cuffs.
He takes them in his hands, looks down, and feels the smooth texture of the fuzzy. He tilts his head to the side before slowly glancing up at you with a smirk—keep in mind that he's still on the big screen.
"We're gonna sing this one to you, Drew."
Juno's song intro starts playing. You wave goodbye to Drew and Madelyn as you return to the center of the stage. You could hear the two begin speaking to fans in the distance.
Drew and Madelyn met you in the dressing room following the show. After giving Madelyn a hug and thanking her for attending the event, you moved to approach Drew and put your arms around his neck while grinning.
"That was insane," Madelyn exclaimed, pulling you into a hug. "What about the full call-out and the handcuffs? Iconic! "You're the talk of the night; everyone is crazy about it."
You giggled as your face heated up. "It seemed right." "You should have seen his face!"
She laughs, "I got the whole thing on video, I'll send it to you later."
"I'm going to give you two some alone time, but you did such an amazing job tonight and looked so hot doing it," Madelyn adds, taking your hands in her and wiggling her brows.
"Thank you, babe. I love you always," you say, hugging her before she leaves you and Drew alone.
When you close the door, Drew comes behind you, placing his arms around your waist and kissing you on the cheek, making you laugh with the tenderness of his lips.
"I'm so proud of you baby, you did such an amazing job on stage and looked unbelievable in your outfits made me feel like the luckiest guy in the entire world." He expresses emotionally, which uplifts you.
"Coming from you, it warms my heart baby. Forever grateful to have you in my life," you smile softly, leaning against his chest, feeling that sense of warmth you always feel whenever you are with him.
"And I'm forever grateful for you" he quietly responds, kissing the top of your head.
"So what are we gonna do with those pink fuzzy handcuffs?"
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summary: oscar piastri is yn's muse. no plot just vibes
contains: fem!reader. established relationship. fluffy. singer!reader. face claim: none (but there's pics of lily z).
a/n: inspired by the love songs in olivia's new album. for the sake of the story, the race dates are purely for the plot.
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yn: june lately
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user: she OWNED spain this weekend.
user1: THE HAND PRINTjlksdfjjknf IM DEAD
user2: oscar piastri i wasn't aware of your game
user3: THE SONGS LIST??????? WHATS HAPPENING?
oscarpiastri: 😳
↳ yn: 😏
alexandramalenaleclerc: <3
lilymhe: let's go back to the beach please!!!!!!!
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oscarpiastri: spain week
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user: LET'S GOOOOO
user1: daaamn OP, this is fire 🔥🔥🔥
nicolepiastri: 👏👏👏
opeightyone: mucho bien!!!!!!!
yn: love love love ♡ liked by oscaspiastri
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yn: my brand new album is now, all yours. ♡
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user: this is going to be my new personality
user2: she.did.it.again
user34: she couldn't be more in love, could she?
oscarpiastri: super proud of you. ♡ liked by yn
↳ yn: thank you for listening to me ramble about this for months <3
↳ oscarpiastri: at your services ma'am
↳ lando: siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimp
yourbestfriend: may this love find meeeeeeee
hattiepiastri: a masterpiece!!!!!
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mclarenf1: u+me= <3
More of Oscar at the Austrian GP!
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user3: HAHAHAH i love you admin
user7: oscar life is: podium + yn = heart forever
oscarpiastri: ;-)
opeightyone: i know everybody changes, but i hope that we don't ♡ liked by yn
yn: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH loved that
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yn: life is good!!!!
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user: can wait for your show!!!
↳ yn: same!!!!
user6: i'm obsessed with honeybee
↳ yn: my favorite *-*
yourbestfriend: you're brilliant my love ilysm
↳ yn: love u love u love uuuuu
oscarpiastri: beautiful lady
↳ yn: thank you honey <3
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oscarpiastri: off days and work days
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yn: that back tho ♡ liked by oscarpiastri
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yn: also...the arms???//?/ ♡ liked by oscarpiastri
↳ user: HAHAHAHHAHA YN!!!
↳ user31: i wish i could see oscar's face right now
↳ user1: SAME
user15: yn.......i'm looking.....respectfully
↳ yn: that's ok, i'm too.
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f1: A newly-discovered species of wasp has been named after Oscar Piastri! 🐝
Found in Burmese amber in northern Myanmar, the researchers chose to honour Oscar for his achievements in Formula 1 as the amber reminded them of McLaren papaya 🧡
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mclarenf1: We've BEEn buzzing for this one 🐝
user45: sorry what? 😂
user98: oscar beeastri
lando: awn honeybee 🐝 ♡ liked by yn
↳ user34: I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
↳ user81: they waited yn drop honeybee to announce this one
↳ user23: lando's mind.....
↳ user15: don't be jealous lando, he's still your osc
user82: if i had a nickel for every time oscar piastri is connected with an insect, i'd have two nickels...which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. ♡ liked by yn
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yn: shooting stars, racing cars...yk
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user88: GAWD, i love them
user41: she's so lucky....he's so lucky....lbdksfds
user76: if i was living a love like theirs, i would write purple too ♡ liked by yn
oscarpiastri: u+me right? ♡ liked by yn
↳ yn: absolutely
nicolepiastri: cuties! ♡ liked by yn and oscarpiastri
↳ yn: missing youuu
yourbestfriend: single life matters
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oscarpiastri: content besides cars and helmets
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user55: not him rebranding as a lifestyle influencer
lando: hey that's me
user06: food, yn, oscar's signature pose 🧍, views....yep, definetely a oscar photo dump
yn: content thanks to me
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user21: he's making sure we know he's taken btw
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yn: race week recap :)
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user93: papaya princess ♡ liked by yn
user22: wifey
carmenmmundt: looking gorgeous as usual 🔥😍 ↳ oscarpiastri: thank you i'm flattered
↳ carmenmmundt: yn* looking gorgeous as usual, oscar looks ok
↳ yn: carmen i love you 🥺🥺
yourbestfriend: how thoughtful of you to display your wag
↳ yn: LMAO
↳ oscarpiastri: uhhhhh?
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ynfan: appreciation post to their love story that gave us honeybee, stupid song, u+me=<3, so american, purple and other bangers
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user92: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
user32: i love them sm
user13: i've always been obsessed with how they look at each other
Warning: Age gap, Sidney being romantic, couple being opposite, fuzzy handcuffs, reader is inspired by Sabrina, lightly proofread, spelling and grammar mistakes
A/N: I don't know why, but I always need to give a lot of backstory. I hope this is okay. I didn't have a plan for this, so please go with this.
It all started on your tour for your second album, where you were performing at PPG Paints Arena. You were on stage performing the outro for your song Nonesense.
I can’t help it that I’m kinky
I’ve heard men are better at it when they are near the age of forty
So, Sidney Crosby, can you call me
That clip, of course, made its way to the Penguins' social media team, and they just knew that Sidney had to react to it. Which made him blush, and he was so infatuated with you that he began to stalk your social media. He thought you were so unique, stunning, and had a great sense of humor…it made him wonder why you were single.
You were the complete opposite of Sidney’s hermit life, which he’s accustomed to. Your Instagram was what made him a bit hesitant; you were always out. One of his younger teammates revealed how friendly you are with your fans as if you’ve known them your whole life. You were also 11 years younger than him, which he was fully aware was stereotypical about what players his age do, but he couldn’t help it; he was spellbound.
You’ve never dated an NHL player, so you couldn’t really describe the distaste for them until watching Jeremiah from The Summer I Turned Pretty. You just thought of putting Sidney into your outro would be funny, but something about Sid’s letter stood out. Yes, you read it right, he wrote you a letter and somehow called your manager to see if she would be able to give you his letter. Which made you give him a chance, and now, four years later, you both are madly in love.
At first, you’ve been secret about it for Sid, which of course you felt bad about because you hated keeping secrets from your fans, you loved them so much, and you wouldn’t be where you are without them. Sidney noticed this and told you that if you want to show a picture or something, then he would be okay with it. Which you did, and the fans were happy for you.
You’re on tour for your fourth album, and Sidney would join you on tour since the season was over. Which your fans loved! Videos of him helping you down the stairs from the stage to the ground floor at the end of the tour, Sid had his hand on your back, guiding you through a walkway, but still allowing you to say goodbye to your fans and helping you carry some gifts your fans gave you. Your fans think he’s better than your actual security team.
“Wait, girls, hold on.” You spoke into your mic, and your girl dancers raced to the center stage of PPG Paints Arena to meet you. “I think someone’s getting arrested.” You hid a smirk behind the mic, and red and blue lights appeared on your stage. You walked toward a person in the audience. “What’s your name, handsome?” You wondered, twirling your hair. The man said his name, “What?” you screeched, not hearing him. The man said it again, and the crowd screamed, “Sidney heeeey.” You giggled, fixing your hair. Sidney laughed, “So what do you do for work?” You wondered, sending him fuck me eyes, Sidney was dying laughing, “Sir, I don-don’t know what’s so funny?” You stuttered, trying not to laugh. Then he answered, “Hockey.” You smiled, looking at the audience, “Sorry, I don’t like hockey.” You mumbled, turning around, shoving off your bedazzled Pittsburgh Penguin with Sid's name and number on the back.
You ran to the back, where one of your male dancers handed you a pair of yellow and black fuzzy handcuffs. “Sidney, I’m sorry to say this, but you're arrested for being too hot,” You told walking back to him. When you handed your boyfriend the handcuffs, he took your hand and pressed a loving kiss to your knuckles. You tried to hide your blushing face from everyone.
“You know, guys.” You smiled, walking back to the steps of your NYC-inspired apartment, saying, “Seeing a responsible guy.” You heard the fans screaming, “Really brings me to tears.” You explained, fanning away your fake tears.
At the end of every verse, you kept looking over at Sidney with a love-sick grin on your face. You teased him by lifting your jersey to reveal a lipstick mark on your inner thigh, which was Sid’s third favorite place to kiss; you just hope his boner will be okay in his slacks.
“Come on, everybody!” You cheered, running down the runway. “I get wet at the thought of you. Being a responsible guy,” You sang, pointing at your boyfriend. You walked to the other side of the stage, “Treating me like you're supposed to do,” You sang, tucking your hair in a flirty tone. You stood in the center of the heart part of the stage, “Tears run down my thiiiiighs,” You sang, turning your back to the audience but looking at them when the last beat hit. Then the lights go off.
When the lights turned back on, the audience was screaming at a volume that dogs from Australia could hear. You knit your eyebrows, wondering what was going on, and you noticed when you turned around. Sidney was in front of you, kneeling, holding a fuzzy black box with a diamond ring inside. You placed your hand over your mouth. Sidney didn’t say anything, and he didn’t have to. “Yes!” You sobbed. Sid grabbed your hand and slid on your ring. Sid stood up, placed one hand on your hip while his other fingers threaded your hair, and he pulled you into a passionate, loving kiss.
summary: sometimes private people have to come out publicly as lovers.
JUNE 2025
♡ by sabrinacarpenter, badbunnypr, ladygaga and others
y/nuser the life of a show girl is now yours!
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user1 loveeeee!
sabrinacarpenter honored to be on this record ♡
⤷y/nuser you’re the sweetest
user STOP TALKING DIRTY TO ME
user2 eldest daughter is a flop
ladygaga been on repeat all day! so beautiful!
user3 guys who are these songs about
⤷ user4 No because you don’t just write a song like wood for no one
⤷user5 bad bunny liked…
FEBRUARY 2026
Your perfectly sequined gown shimmered in the lights of constant camera flashes. Flashy silver crystals hung delicately from the Versace gown that sat perfectly on your body.
“Over here!”
“Give us a smile!”
“Show the back!”
The paparazzi shouted over each other, expecting you to satisfy their particular needs. Safe to say, your back never faced the cameras. The headache that came along with the flashes was something that would never get easier. Seeing stars while pretending you’re perfectly fine.
After being rushed through short interviews and more small photo opportunities, your manager lead you to the table inside. Dimly lit with an unscented candle, your table was occupied with placeholders but also one specific girl you’ve grown very close to throughout the past year: Sabrina Carpenter. She’s been a fan of you for a while and the feelings were mutual. Inviting her to do a collaboration was the easiest “yes” the singer has ever said. After the first day in the studio, the two of you got along like sisters. Two peas in a pod. The title track, which featured her, ended up being the one that took the longest to record due to the fact one of you was always laughing.
“Sabrina!” You squealed as you ran to embrace her in your arms.
“Hi!” The blond giggled and wrapped her hands around you. “Wow, you look stunning.”
“Says you.” Sabrina’s hair has always been perfect and her outfits were always perfect. Her silver dress sat perfectly, causing her eyes to shimmer a little extra.
Your conversation was short due to the fact Sabrina would be opening the show with a performance, so you sat down by yourself at the table. With a small smile, your eyes gazed around the room. While soaking up the situation, everything paused. With his back to you, you could still tell who it was sitting across the room from you.
You two had already discussed not sitting next to each other just to keep privacy, but your heart stung a little from the sight of him also sitting alone. Benito smiled at the few celebrities rushing to their seats as the show began. As soon as the lights dim, your eyes snap forward to avoid looking suspicious. The headlines would be insane if anyone caught the way you had just looked at your partner.
The show slowly dragged on with constant performances and a few awards here and there. Sabrina had returned to her seat and now grasped onto your hand with a tight grip.
“And the Grammy for best pop duo performance goes to…. The Life of a Showgirl, Y/n and Sabrina Carpenter!”
Letting out a small laugh, you stood to your feat and embraced the girl next to you. Your heart was racing and your fingers were shaking as the two of you pranced up the stage. Hand in hand, you grabbed ahold of the award and stood with Sabrina in front of the microphone.
“Oh my, this is absolutely insane!” You started and pushed your hair behind your head out of habit. “Honestly, this song was made with so much laughter and smiles that’s all that mattered.”
“We had the best time together pouring our hearts into something that brought so many people so much joy, so thank you for listening!” Sabrina added after you nodded your head to the microphone for her to add into the speech.
“Thank you Sabrina for writing this song with me. Thank you everyone who helped us make this song and album possible. Although this is a perfect ending for us, what is happening around the country, innocent lives being lost is not a perfect ending. Change needs to happen and that starts with speaking out.” Your eyes scanned the room and subconsciously landed on your boyfriend sitting in the audience with a huge smile on his face. Was he crying? “Thank you again!”
You glanced one last time at Benito, giving him a small smile before turning around with your friend.
By the time the last award rolled around you were slightly tipsy and your feet were on fire. Dancing to the music in heels was not for the weak. This was the award you were most nervous for. Yes, you were nominated for best album of the year, but you also were going head to head with Benito’s. The last thing that would happen would be jealousy, but all you wanted was at least one of you to win.
“And the Grammy goes to,” Harry Styles opened the card painfully slow, taking his time as he pulled the seal away. “Bad Bunny: DeBí TiRAR MáS FOTos!”
DtMF played in the background but the applause consumed the entire room. People shot up to their feet instantly, but the two were stuck in their seats. Your mouth opened slightly, causing tears to well in your eyes. Your eyes looked across the room and landed on his body. Slouched in his seat with his hand covering his eyes. He was crying. You raised to your feet, getting a better view as the man took deep breathes to control his emotions. A few moments later, he stood from his seat and slowly turned his head back. It was like the meeting of your eyes alone caused the tears to fall for both of you. He shoved his chair away slightly and walked.
But he wasn’t walking to the stage.
Your eyes widen in shock as he swiftly approaches. Without hesitation his arms wrap around you, pulling you close to his body. Out of habit, your arm wrap around his neck and your fingers gently run through the hair at the nape of his neck.
“Lo lograste.” You whispered as you pulled back slightly, bringing your lips to his. At this point, the crowd around was so loud you couldn’t even hear them anymore. The noise didn’t matter when he was in your arms.
“Contigo. Por ti.” He smiled and placed a small kiss on your forehead before walking up to the stage to accept the award. You stood in slight shock, feeling flustered about the entire situation.
“How did I not know?” Sabrina tapped your shoulder, pulling you out of your trance.
“Uh,” you laugh after being pulled back into reality, “No one was supposed to know.”
“Puerto Rico,” His voice sounded in the room, drawing your attention back in. “créeme cuando te digo que cuando seamos mucho más grandes que 100 x 35, no habrá nada que no podamos lograr. Gracias, Dios. Gracias a la Academia. Gracias a todos los que han creído en mí a lo largo de mi carrera. Gracias a todas las personas que han trabajado en este álbum. Gracias, mamá, por traerme al mundo en Puerto Rico. Te amo.”
“Gracias Y/n por estar a mi lado y mantenernos en secreto durante todo este tiempo. Te amo más de lo que las palabras pueden expresar.”
“I want to dedicate this award to all the people who had to leave their homeland to follow their dreams; a todas las personas que han perdido a un ser querido y, aun así, han tenido que seguir adelante con mucha fuerza. Este premio es para ti. Gracias por todo el amor. Lo quiero. A todos los latinos del mundo y a todos los artistas que me precedieron y que merecieron estar en este escenario recibiendo este premio, muchas gracias.”
By the end of the speech, and the end of the show in general, your feet carried you to the doors leading to backstage trying to get to Benito as fast as possible. You still had tears streaming down your cheeks as you rushed through the hallways to hear his voice. Though spanish is not your first language, Benito has slowly been helping you learn. Whether it was singing a song to you or helping you read a menu while in Puerto Rico with him, you slowly began to understand. His speech hit harder when you knew what he was saying. It also hit harder due to the fact he brought you up.
“Ey! Mami!” His voice called out from behind you. In his hands were his multiple awards from the night.
You let out a small laugh at the sight and follow him into one of the backstage rooms. Photo crews stood together telling him to pose with his awards. You snuck into the sea of people, taking photos of your own as he posed.
“Venga.” He waved his hand forward and gestured to the space beside him. “Hold one.”
“Why would I hold—” Your words are cut off when you grab the award and all of a sudden his arms are wrapped around you. The clicks of cameras went off as you both laughed from the interaction.
“Te amo.” He whispered against your hair, brushing it behind your ear so you could hear his words. “El mundo lo sabe ahora.”
“No me importa,” You laugh and look at his brown eyes. “Eres todo lo que importa.”
♡ by grammys, badbunnypr, tmz, sabrinacarpenter & others
y/nuser only you possess the key
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user5 I KNEW IT
user10 this is what the world needed right now
user11 i cried when he ran to her
badbunnypr Cariña, te amo ♡
⤷y/nuser honeyyy
⤷user13 OMG “you can call me honey if you want because i’m the one you want” IT ALL MAKES SENSE
pairing: franco colapinto x fem!singer!reader, ex!lando norris x fem!singer!reader
summary: a year after the breakup between y/n and lando, daniel and alex set her up with someone new
warnings/contents: some angst, fluff, some swearing, only some bad guy lando
author’s note: pretend that some of the things that happened in 2024 happend in 2023, faceclaim is gracie abrams, this is for my alrx and daniel fans (aka me)
you’re away 24/7 and not ONCE did i do what you did
don’t do this now
i’m moving on. you should too
what would your girlfriend think of this?
do not answer ‼️
i miss you, y/n
don’t do this, lando.
you’re going to regret it
do not answer ‼️
i regret doing this to you
it’s not the same with her
nothing will ever be enough for you lando
the only things i ask of you is to leave me alone
and treat your girlfriend right
don’t text me anymore. delete my number
i really do hope you find someone to settle down with
even if you don’t deserve it
you’ve blocked this number!
f1gossip
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f1gossip a little over a year after the breakup between lando norris and singer y/n y/l/n, y/n was seen hanging out in the williams garage with new driver franco colapinto at the italian grand prix. is a new romance budding?
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user1 this is unexpected but not unwelcome
user2 they would be so cute together
author pretend it’s franco in the pictures 😭😭
user3 did y’all see they way he was looking at her??
↳ user4 they are both down bad
user5 daniel or alex probably set that up
↳ user6 oh for sure, they’re y/n’s biggest fans
user7 it’s nice to see her looking happy with someone new
lilyswag
liked by totallynotdaniel, yourspam, and 37 others
lilyswag going for a sweet treat with daniel after we successfully played matchmaker
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totallynotdaniel feeling accomplished 😘😘
professionalchili okay queens
yourspam girl what
↳ lilyswag i thought i made it so you couldn’t see this….
↳ yourspam 🤨🤨🤨
artsyfartsyalex a well deserved sweet treat
ilovedaniel NEW SONG NEW SONG
↳ totallynotdaniel max…. you are so right
↳ totallynotdaniel NEW SONG NEW SONG
yourspam y’all better have gotten me, lily, and heidi something 😐😐
↳ lilyswag on the way to you now
↳ yourspam merci 😌😌
↳ artsyfartsyalex okay bilingual queen
↳ yourspam date me 😍😍 get rid of charles
↳ justaninchident girl what-
yourusername
liked by francolapinto, alex_albon, and 426, 972 others
yourusername p9 and p13 for my boys! mama’s so proud 🥺🥺 thank you for bringing me along 🤍 even though now i know your true intent (you too lily and heidi)
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user1 i love their dynamic so much
alex_albon 🤫🤫🤫🤫
user2 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
danielricciardo #masterminds
↳ alex_albon where’s our pay check
user3 they totally set her up with franco
francolapinto encantada de conocerte ❤️ (lovely to meet you)
↳ user4 this man is on a mission
user5 did you see the way franco was always looking for her??
↳ user6 his face LIT UP when he would talk to her
↳ user7 full on giggling n shit
lilymhe we definitely had no idea what was going on
↳ heidiberger_ 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
unknown
unknown
hey, is this y/n?
who are you?
unknown
oh sorry, it’s franco
i got your number from alex
ohh
that makes sense
well what’s going on franco?
franco
i really liked hanging out with you
i was hoping maybe we could do it again?
we could stay a couple days after the azerbaijan grand prix and explore the city
i don’t know…
franco
i’m not like him
please, just let me have a chance
if you don’t like it then we can never speak about it again
if you do, maybe we could go on a date
you can bring bernie
deal.
f1gossip
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f1gossip y/n y/l/n and franco colapinto seen walking her dog bernie and holding hands out in baku, azerbaijan after the azerbaijan grand prix. is this further conformation of their relationship?
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user1 daniel?? what are you doing here
user2 they look so happy together, i hope they’re together
↳ user3 she deserves happiness after her last relationship
user4 the father who stepped up 👏👏
user5 bernie is so cute 🥺🥺
lilyswag we did it y’all
↳ user6 ALEX??
↳ lilyswag 🤫🤫🤫
yourspam
liked by lilyswag, artsyfartsyalex, and 37 others
yourspam AHHHHH
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artsyfartsyalex happy for you belle 💗
lilyswag IT WORKED
lilyswag YIPPEE
totallynotdaniel alex and i are literally geniuses
ilovedaniel new songs coming??
↳ yourspam maybe…
professionalchili alex literally yelled yippee out loud
yourusername
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yourusername
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yourusername !!!!!!!!!! my new ep gasoline comes out in a week with the tracks so american, bed chem, risk, so high school, gasoline ft. HAIM, and am i okay ft. megan moroney!
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user1 y/n y/l/n and megan moroney?? my two worlds have collided
megmoroney 💙💙
user2 this are all about franco i just know it
danielricciardo max just squealed in delight…. and so did i
↳ maxverstappen1 I DID NOT
↳ user3 it’s okay max, we all know you did
alexandrasaintmleux will be streaming on repeat 💗💗
user4 I’M NOT READY
lilymhe pre-tournament playlist??
user5 THEY DID IT, I JUST CAN’T PROVE IT
francolapinto muy orgullosa y mucho amor ❤️ (very proud and much love)
↳ user6 AHHHHH
francolapinto
liked by yourusername, alex_albon, and 1,246,013 others
francolapinto thank you to all the boys you’ve loved before ❤️
comments have been limited
yourusername :’) 🤍
user1 the balls this man has to diss you know who
alex_albon where’s our dedication song??
danielricciardo yeah, where’s the “thank you and i love you alex and daniel?”
↳ yourusername in the works, trust
heidiberger_ 💗💗
lilymhe you guys deserve this!
user2 thank you y/n for introducing him to taylor swift
