Teen Dazzle: Dad, why can't I smoke dark star weed?
Sun: Because it'll mess up your brain! I don't want to have this argument again!
Teen Dazzle: Why?? It's only a liiiittle. EVERYONE does it!
Sun: First off, not everyone does it, second, it's totes bogus to be peer pressured, and third, no, because I love you and don't want you to get hurt! Just trust me on this, okay?
Teen Dazzle: Hmph. You let Uncle Nexus and Uncle Lunar smoke dark star weed.
Sun: A-a hey! We d-didn't KNOW they were smoking dark star w-
Lunar: Listen to your dad. I hated dark star weed. It destroyed my relationship.
Nexus's Ghost: Heeey don't listen to your dad I LOVED dark star weed-
Dazzle, it's totes bogus to use dark star power! Stay in school, that's raaaadical! 😎 (though, seriously, don't use drugs)
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