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Some more stupid bullshit happened to me on the train, in other news water is wet

#so i got hit on by two crackheads. while i was visibly tired; on the rush hour train & wearing my earbuds #like at this point i’m just honestly baffled by their confidence. what do they think they’re going to achieve #even if i went for lads who look like they’ve been thrown out of trees; i wouldn’t be doing it at 5pm on a tuesday #what did they think was going to happen?? ‘oh yeah sure i’ll go for drinks with two men i don’t know! it’s not like i have anywhere to be #no need to worry about my backpack with my laptop in it either’#twats.#personal

//Sooo...when did tumblr ruin my hard made theme huh?

#out of puppets #just noticed that.#twats.

SMFH. vampireconfessions from Instagram has the most bitchiest and self pitying admins I've ever met.

#twats.#outofprotection

Ton-Tongue Toffee [/snickering heard from the distance.]

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when has becca even lied i mean ??? i’m happy, she’s happy (despite some complaining, but hey you try carrying a living being in you), we love each other, we’re on a good path, leave us alone.

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Everything can be funny if you look at it from a certain angle.

Except your face. It's funny atevery angle.

#k #i'll shutup now.#twats.

Props to my family for eating all the crisps that I bought and picked out for myself, while I was sick and not bothering to leave more than a few crumbs at the bottom of the bag for me.

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Finally fall asleep after spending hours throwing up tonight, then some cunt decides to call me at 2am. It's ok pal, don't have some sort of stomach bug and work tomorrow, you go ahead pranking me.

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