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tweedlekee replied to your post: tweedlekee replied to your post: tweedlekee...

wha wait — that’s unfair and cheating!

yeah well i guess you better watch who you do in mami's car

lowboys replied to your post: > fulfill woohoo want > replaced by woohoo in...

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

HOW'S YOUR AOKAGA DOING ARE THEY STILL ALIVE

HAVE THEY DONE IT ON EVERY AVAILABLE SURFACE?

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tweedlekee replied to your post: tweedlekee replied to your post: > fulfill woohoo...

you can also woohoo in the car!! (that’s where nini and kee will be doing it b)

excuse you that's mami's car!!

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omfg kee what is this i don't understand i'm so confused right now

why am i answering this

#tweedlekee #penis on toast

yuki conversations with gf

kanojo: eheh

kanojo: ...

kanojo: I

kanojo: just realized something

me: mmm?

kanojo: I... when I talk to Fredee about um basa

kanojo: like "your best friend is basa right"

kanojo: and I just

kanojo: your best friend is basa right

kanojo: your best friend is wet right (for non filipino people, basa is tagalog for wet yo)

me: .................

me: why

kanojo: I just

me: omg

kanojo: because a while ago mama was screaming basa

me: i want

kanojo: because the dog peed on the floor and

me: to put that

me: on

kanojo: i just thought of it and

me: tumblr

me: omg

me: i cnt breathe

kanojo: omg no

me: but

me: it's so funny

me: omg

kanojo: cries what if she'll get mad

me: wait who

kanojo: ....the friend that is wet

me: ...............

me: clearly you don't understand our sense of humor

kanojo: but

me: she won't be

kanojo: omg

me: basa's the sweetest asshole i swear

kanojo: ...

kanojo: assholes aren't supposed to be sweet oh my god

kanojo: shouldn't they taste like shi

kanojo: oh wait asshole as in jerk

kanojo: WHAT THE FUCK SELF

me: ..............

me: i

me: yeah im gonna post that

#isn't she the cutest dork ever #omg i can't even #penis on toast #tweedlekee #namekko #baka kanojo

@kee

keebuu i'm done answering your questionnaire!!

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tweedlekee replied to your post: tweedlekee replied to your post: yutashun!! EVEN A...

YUUTA VS KIDS = AN ETERNAL BATTLE YUUTA WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO WIN!! also please tell me if it works now cries

sorry yuuta you may grow hotter with age but all dem cute kids want in on shun's pants

also it works now!!! :D thank

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tweedlekee replied to your post: yutashun!!

EVEN A KINDERGARTNER HAS MORE BALLS THAN YUUTA CRIES

FUCKING CHILDREN AND FUCKING YUUTA TRYING TO BE COOL ABOUT THINGS

also kee the spreadsheet isn't giving me access :(

namekko replied to your post: namekko replied to your post: yutashun!! NINI I...

not at all no seriously you write them beautifully i don’t even know how you —ohmygod, i pretty much died at the “kaname’s been here naked” help i love you

thank u ilu 2 :3 :3 :3

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yutashun!!

go...men...

1. Angst

The years are long and the seasons finite, but time has a way of helping Yuuta forget.

2. AU (epilogue sort of for Boys and Girls)

No one believes Matsuoka-sensei when he shows them a picture of his wife.

"But she's so hot, sensei," says Fumiya, who's carried a torch for Matsuoka Yuuka since she visited the class cafe for the school festival.

"And so old," says Arisawa, who, in turn, has been studiously handing in assignments on time and approaching Matsuoka-sensei after class since day one.

"We're actually the same age," says Matsuoka-sensei, except his words are lost to Fumiya and Arisawa's impending bitch fight.

"Don't call Yuuka-san old," Fumiya yells, ever the excitable one.

"Don't fantasize about sensei's wife then," Arisawa shouts back, hypocrisy be damned.

The rest of the class looks on, jeering at both of them. Matsuoka-sensei smiles, and picks up the eraser. His students are so cute, sometimes.

3. Crack

"I accidentally turned my brother into a baby and now I need to find a way to bring him back before our parents come home," says Fuyuki, in a rush, "so can you take care of him and promise not to be swayed into a sordid life of pedophilia?"

"What," says Yuuta, cradling the baby in his arms. Shun blows spit bubbles at him, pleased.

"Thankyouverymuch," says Fuyuki, and runs away.

4. Crossover

"We're going home again?" Yuuki asks, hefting his backpack over one shoulder and staring at Yuuta's Dragonair dubiously.

"It's Shun's birthday," is the only thing Yuuta says, but he has the grace to look marginally embarrassed at the admission.

"You're still after the gym leader's son?" Yuuki asks.

"You're still calling Kaname every night?"

"I only do it to annoy him," says Yuuki, but climbs on anyway.

5. First time

Five minutes after Shun's curled up against him and tracing nothing into Yuuta's skin with his fingers, Yuuta blearily pokes his head out of the blanket and looks around.

"This is Yuuki's bed," says Yuuta.

"Mhm," says Shun, still struck dumb and smiling dazedly, like nothing registers in his mind except for Yuuta's voice, low and deep and calming.

"We have to move, Shun."

"Mhm."

"Kaname's been here naked, Shun."

Shun drops his hand and tries to jump out of the covers with his dignity in tact. He couldn't get off fast enough.

6. Fluff

"You're the handsomest person I know," says Yuuta, as he takes Shun's hand, smaller in his own palm. "I mean it."

7. Humor

"Did that boy just ask you to bear his children in the future?" Yuuta asks, his hand frozen mid-wave.

"I," says Shun, taking a deep breath. "I think so?"

"Even a kindergartener has more courage than you do, Yuuta," Kaname scoffs.

Yuuta really wants to punch Kaname sometimes.

8. Hurt/Comfort

"Ow," says Yuuta, monotonous even in the throes of pain.

"It's only a papercut," says Shun, wrapping a band aid around Yuuta's thumb. "It'll be gone in two days."

"I think you have to kiss it better," Yuuta supplies helpfully.

9. Smut

Shun looks at him, through his eyelashes, and sticks out his tongue.

"I think so too," says Shun, and bends to touch his lips lower, beyond Yuuta's hands.

Yuuta doesn't complain at all.

10. UST

"He's straight," says Yuuta, biting the inside of his cheek.

Yuuki looks at Shun, with his long hair and his longer kimono, and looks back at Yuuta.

"Straight," Yuuta affirms, and sighs into his hand.

#kimi to boku #tweedlekee #lobsterbear writes #nini ruins lives

yutashun!!

go...men...

1. Angst

The years are long and the seasons finite, but time has a way of helping Yuuta forget.

2. AU (epilogue sort of for Boys and Girls)

No one believes Matsuoka-sensei when he shows them a picture of his wife.

"But she's so hot, sensei," says Fumiya, who's carried a torch for Matsuoka Yuuka since she visited the class cafe for the school festival.

"And so old," says Arisawa, who, in turn, has been studiously handing in assignments on time and approaching Matsuoka-sensei after class since day one.

"We're actually the same age," says Matsuoka-sensei, except his words are lost to Fumiya and Arisawa's impending bitch fight.

"Don't call Yuuka-san old," Fumiya yells, ever the excitable one.

"Don't fantasize about sensei's wife then," Arisawa shouts back, hypocrisy be damned.

The rest of the class looks on, jeering at both of them. Matsuoka-sensei smiles, and picks up the eraser. His students are so cute, sometimes.

3. Crack

"What," says Yuuta, cradling the baby in his arms. Shun blows spit bubbles at him, pleased.

"Thankyouverymuch," says Fuyuki, and runs away.

4. Crossover

"We're going home again?" Yuuki asks, hefting his backpack over one shoulder and staring at Yuuta's Dragonair dubiously.

"It's Shun's birthday," is the only thing Yuuta says, but he has the grace to look marginally embarrassed at the admission.

"You're still after the gym leader's son?" Yuuki asks.

"You're still calling Kaname every night?"

"I only do it to annoy him," says Yuuki, but climbs on anyway.

5. First time

Five minutes after Shun's curled up against him and tracing nothing into Yuuta's skin with his fingers, Yuuta blearily pokes his head out of the blanket and looks around.

"This is Yuuki's bed," says Yuuta.

"Mhm," says Shun, still struck dumb and smiling dazedly, like nothing registers in his mind except for Yuuta's voice, low and deep and calming.

"We have to move, Shun."

"Mhm."

"Kaname's been here naked, Shun."

Shun drops his hand and tries to jump out of the covers with his dignity in tact. He couldn't get off fast enough.

6. Fluff

"You're the handsomest person I know," says Yuuta, as he takes Shun's hand, smaller in his own palm. "I mean it."

7. Humor

"Did that boy just ask you to bear his children in the future?" Yuuta asks, his hand frozen mid-wave.

"I," says Shun, taking a deep breath. "I think so?"

"Even a kindergartener has more courage than you do, Yuuta," Kaname scoffs.

Yuuta really wants to punch Kaname sometimes.

8. Hurt/Comfort

"Ow," says Yuuta, monotonous even in the throes of pain.

"It's only a papercut," says Shun, wrapping a band aid around Yuuta's thumb. "It'll be gone in two days."

"I think you have to kiss it better," Yuuta supplies helpfully.

9. Smut

Shun looks at him, through his eyelashes, and sticks out his tongue.

"I think so too," says Shun, and bends to touch his lips lower, beyond Yuuta's hands.

Yuuta doesn't complain at all.

10. UST

"He's straight," says Yuuta, biting the inside of his cheek.

Yuuki looks at Shun, with his long hair and his longer kimono, and looks back at Yuuta.

"Straight," Yuuta affirms, and sighs into his hand.

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