#tweets;

[slapshotcoop]

@coopdetroit: Man I remember when we used to have a water boy that didn’t slam shit down when he’s in a mood 🙄

[everafterdelaney]

@princessdelaney: @taleofthetardis decided your name IS acceptable to moan in bed, by the way! do with this what you will! 😇

[profkaitucker]

@kaitucker: Sure let’s all make fun of the girl who took a risk and put herself out there creatively 🙄

[amongsttheaspens]

@asspeenlol: IMM CRYYIGNGNGGGNGN RT @awkwardgoogle A photographer captured a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker

@asspeenlol: Treating that woodpecker like a mf’ing Ikran, I can’t BREATHE.

[flyasloanekite]

@sloanekitesongbird: Guys, Avery left me home alone with scissors - should I cut my fringe back in? @sloanekitesongbird: For anyone who has seen old pictures of me - NOT my micro fringe. I'm not going through anything right now.

[lilyrosefishingforlove]

@lilyrosereports: Unacepptable. @lilyrosereports: I am furious. If any of you have anything to say about me, then go right ahead. But you leave my lovely, resillient, beautiful little sister out of this. @lilyrosereports: And frankly, I don't really give a fuck about what makes me 'marketable' right now. You should all be utterly fucking ashamed.

[mightymiller79]

@mightymiller: I thought my team were a lot better than this. I won't apologise on anybody's behalf, because I don't believe any of them deserve to get off this lightly. For anybody who actually cares, Han's phone is switched off, so thank you all for driving our only sane player into hiding. @mightymiller: If you're all finished throwing your toys out of the pram, can we get back to hockey? @coopdetroit @asspeenlol @hold_em_golden @moviesbymei @mightymiller: @ainsleydrover Sorry for all the mess.