You and Ellen trying to run a haunted house
Pairing:Ellen x male reader
Ellen spun around for a few seconds giving you a view of the classic witch costume she was wearing
"Thanks, you look amazing too by the way, I'm glad you like it"
"OK so are we fully ready for the night?"
"Yep, the house is fully decorated, I made all the traps and puzzles disappear, and the bodies and blood are all cleaned up"
"....they weren't already?"
"Sometimes I get lazy, anyway we are super duper ready, we're gonna be rich!"
"Don't put your expectations too high ellie, we still have no idea how many people will show up"
"I'm sure tons will, do you have any idea how spooky a haunted house in the middle of the woods is? That's the exact type of vibe Halloween has, trust me we're gonna be packed with people before you know it"
"I guess that's true, I'll go put up the sign and wait outside, see you"
"See you darling, I'll get ready"
Ellen smiled and turned around to the mirror. She picked up the huge witch hat she had placed it on her head, smiling at how admittedly silly it looked on her
"Yo, the hell are you wearing?"
She sighed as she recognized the voice behind her and turned around to face the black cat
"It's an actual witch's costume, don't I look cute?"
"You look stereotypical that's what"
"Whatever, y/n told me I look cute so that's all I need"
"Why did you decide to start looking like that anyway"
"Isn't it obvious? For Halloween, I gotta look the part of a witch for at least the night, no one is gonna come here if I look like my normal self"
"What do you mean come here?"
"Oh yeah I guess we didn't tell you, me and y/n are turning the house into a haunted house for Halloween"
"......isn't it already?"
"Oh no I meant an attraction, like people pay to enter, they get spooked for a bit and then leave"
"Hey I underestimated you, that's a pretty genius way to attract victims"
"Nope, they're not victims, they're customers"
"Whatever you wanna call em the outcome's still the same"
"...no I meant we're not gonna kill them"
"What? Why not? Did you forget about the contract?"
"Of course not, but I think I can afford not murdering every person who comes here"
"I turned a blind eye to you letting that blonde girl live when you could have taken her body for reasons I don't even know, now you're expecting me to do nothing about this too?"
Ellen crouched down and poked the cat's nose
The demon hissed at her causing her to laugh
"Chill out, we'll get you some catnip or something with the money, if we have any left that is, the price of candy really has tripled over the last decades"
"You're gonna use the money to buy candies?"
"And toys! I'm thinking Lego sets, oh do you think there's one of a haunted house that would be so cool"
".....You've both lived for hundreds of years yet you still think like 9 year olds"
"To be honest, what did you expect when you gave 2 children powers and immortality?"
Ellen stuck her tongue out at the demon and ran outside the house where she saw you sitting on the porch
"Nope, and I put the sign and everything"
"Don't worry I'm sure they'll come soon"
And with that Ellen got in the same position as you and waited by your side....for not even 15 minutes until she yawned
"This is so boring, why is no one coming?"
"If i might hazard a guess maybe it's cause you live in a house in the middle of the woods? That's not the type of place folks stumble into"
"But I thought because of Halloween-"
"And is that sign really the only advertisement you have? It looks like it was drawn by a toddler, actually guess it's not that far off"
You lowered your head in shame and ellen consequently glared at the cat, almost using her powers before composing herself and hugging you
"Don't worry y/n your drawing is amazing, that furball just can't understand real art"
"And why did you start advertising just tonight? No one is gonna know the attraction exist now"
".....I mean....it's a Halloween attraction so it opens on Halloween"
".....Halloween attractions open way before Halloween idiots"
"How does that make any sense!?"
"And how were we supposed to know that, we've never run a business before"
"Ahhhh, so we're not gonna be rich after all"
"We'll be lucky if we even get a penny"
"And I decorated the house for nothing, this is such a failure"
Ellen put her head in her hands while you pat her back, only stopping when you saw someone ran towards the house"
"ELLEN! Y/N! HIIIIIIIII!!!!"
You saw a familiar blonde girl run up to you and Ellen before catching her breath, you immediately noticed that there was something different about her, namely she was wearing a witch costume similar to Ellen's
"Viola, what are you doing here?"
"It's Halloween! And who better to spend it with than my witches best friends, look I even wore this to match"
Viola twirled around a little bit just like Ellen did before showing off her witch dress before getting worried
"O-oh wait I'm not being culturally insensitive or anything am I? I-i'm sorry if this is offending you"
"No calm down it's just a costume, why are you here in the first place"
She took out something from her pockets and handed it to you two, it was a bunch of coins, not enough for even 5 dollars
"I helped my dad with chores and he gave me this, i-i know this is probably not enough but please I really really want to visit the attraction"
"Did you forget? You told me about it, and ever since you did I couldn't stop thinking about how fun it will be, I'll admit I'm a tiny bit scared but I'm sure it'll be amazing since you two made it"
"...wow..we.....actually have a client"
"OK Viola, if you really want to, then sure you can have a tour, you don't need to pay though you're our friend"
"What!? No, I earned this money with my hard work, I wanna use it, plus it seems like you're short on clients so you probably need all the money you can get...n-not that I mean to assume anything"
".....well....she's got a point"
"You really are way too pure for this world"
"Alright, we'll accept your generous offer and allow you a tour of the house. Get ready to be scared in the only haunted house in the world to be ran by actual witches!"
"Yay! It's gonna be epic"
"It definitely will be, come on y/n, let's give this client the scariest experience of her life"
"Of course, you don't have to ask me twice"
