#twibster

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Can you please hop off my ballsack?

Twin Sister to Me

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"How do you make a tongue face? She loves those."

Alice, trying to figure out emoticons

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I will never forget the day when Dad brought home fish to cook and the whole house smelled fishy and me and Alice and Helen just walked around like, gagging and complaining about the smell.

Partly because I fucking love tilapia now.

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Also I had a peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwich and even though I made fun of my mom for eating them I did enjoy it.

Jack asked me something in the middle of the night and I said "can't right now, I got a sandwich on the grill" which means work dream yay?

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Alice is here

we ate tacos.  We're gonna watch Bob's Burgers.

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"I'm not having this conversation with you."

Alice, after I told her about how all I wear is my pink and black sneakers

"I stay up night thinking about all the sad things, and now you're one of those sad things."

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Alice and I are going on a twin-date today.

We are going to get thai iced tea and eat falafel and it's gonna be the best. 

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Generic brand of Captain Crunch w/ Crunch Berries.

Krunchheads.