#twindark

[palakshishaswat-writinglover]

Dazai texting Chuuya

[Disclaimer: Rude language, please don't use in your daily life]

Dazai: *babbling profanity about Chuuya*

Chuuya: I understand you can't bark complements about me but can you shut your text up?

Dazai: *after typing for 2 whole f****** minutes*

Dazai: You are short

Chuuya: How is that a complement?

Dazai: You have hairs. There.

Chuuya: Everyone have hairs!

Dazai: Some don't

Chuuya: ....... I would rather hear your cursing...... Please curse at me!

[Fun fact: the complements were actually texted by a beanpole to me. So here is it’s soukoku version]

[mori-izumi]

DAZAI & CHUUYA aka twin dark of Port Mafia

-feel free to use them as icons

[cookiecoffeestardust]

Enjoy your short-lived victory Chuuya,

Edit: all pages are up. Please remember I’m not professional translator, it’s mostly for my own pleasure but I thought someone might enjoy.

[miyazaki-ai]

New fanart❣

Thief! Dazai Osamu x Detective! Nakahara Chuuya

Using ibis paint x samsung tablet

[palakshishaswat-writinglover]

*In the class*

Dazai: Chuuyyaaa~ wait. I mean it, when I say that I like you.

Chuuya: Be off mackerel.

Everyone, thinking: Oh Chuuya why do you keep rejecting him?

Chuuya: Enough. *chuuya scribbled on board 'I hate you mackerel' and immediately rubbed it off*.

*At Dazai's place*

Oda: Dinner is ready Dazai, come and-

Oda: Are you making a sculpture again? You seems to like it a lot.

Dazai: Off course I do.

Oda: What is it this time? It seems like a name plate to me *Oda read what Dazai has sculpted on the flat piece of lime stone*

'I love you Nakahara Chuuya'

Oda (excited): Did something happen? *Dazai nodded* tell me fast.

Dazai: Chuuya wrote on green board that he hates me and erased that immediately.

Oda:......

Dazai: Oh! Come on Odasaku. Didn't you got that? It mean that he hatrs me, but it can stay for a very short time.

Dazai: He meant that his hate can be erased easily, only if I try.

Oda, thinking: *How naive!*

Oda: Um.. Then what is this?

Dazai: I wrote my feelings on rock which can't be erased easily, because they are strong.

Odasaku: You made me cry Dazai * tears started forming in his eyes* One day Nakahara Kun would surely will notice your deep feelings for him.

(Really a tear ran down my left eye when I first came across this idea. What about you?)

[palakshishaswat-writinglover]

*Middle School AU*

Dazai: *Open the doors of the classroom* May I come in, Kunikida Sensei?

Kunikida: Come in only if you have done your homework.

Dazai: *Come inside and put a notebook on his teacher's table* I have done sir.

Kunikida (confused): OK. Where is your name. Aren't you suppose to write your name?

Dazai: Oh I am sorry sir. Actually I've just maintain a notebook. So I forgot. *Wrote his name and went to his seat*

Kunikida: Everyone clap for Dazai as he had completed his work on time. Dazai keep it up.

Atsushi to Dazai: Well done Dazai San.

Fyodor, thinking: How is it possible?

*Class door opened and Chuuya (all dirty with mud) burst in and started screaming*

Chuuya: Oi bandage freak! Give me back my notebook or I will cut your throat.

Fyodor, thinking: So that's how it's possible.