Last time on Superstuck-->
In Response to:
http://twisted-capriform.tumblr.com/post/27947813078/about-time-something-starts-motherfucking-happening
Your name is Sollux Captor, and today, you are a mild-mannered working man who happens to have a conference with some low-tech morons in Skaiaopolis. You do try to act cheerful, but you aren't much for crowd or people, even when it means using your mad skills to help earn yourself some money.
Of course, nothing ever runs smoothly for a guy who secretly wears tights- Especially when that guy happens to be two people. Just as you're about to close the deal with these freaks in suits, you're interrupted by a terrifiying--
The group is rushed out of the building in a panic. You on the other hand, find your way up onto the roof. The smoke coming up over the buildings means there is, once again, shit that need your heroing expertise.
Once you are certainly out of view from the crowd of workers barreling out of the buildings, you put the flat piece of metal between your fingers.
As Castor and Pollux, The Twin Agnostics, You barrel toward the eminent danger.
"HAHAHAAH honk! hahahahaa HONK!"
Over the smoke, you both can see a strange whit balloon with a purple emblem painted on it's front. Over a speaker set up in the little balloon, the maniacal and strange laughter rings as the crowd below panics.
Pollux thinks quickly from his place in the air and fires at the obvious culprit--
"uh.."
"niice goiing, geniius. you're two good at thiis. really."
"hey fuck you! iit wa2 an aciident!!"
The two of you begin to bicker, until something interrupts you.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
The crowd is trapped and screaming beneath your feet as you float with Castor's powers.
"we dont have tiime for thii2, C2. the whole fuckiin downtown'2 on fiire."
"hm...hey! can you shoot the fuck out of all the fiire hydrants?"
"....ah yeah ii get iit."
Castor lowers her brother to the ground, where he runs the whole park blasting open the many hydrants scattered throughout. If they didn't catch him, at least they could save the civillians.
The people cheer in thanks for your help.
"yeah!! twiin agnostiics are apeshiit bananas!!"
"you are 2uch a dork...."
The day is saved...well, mostly. You still have a lot to do for the sick and injured, but now that the fires are out, there shouldn't be much problem from him, right?
Whoever he was....