#twistedsweets

[tiikeria]

RTX 2015 With Team Vehicular Manslaughter (1/???)

“NO BRAKES NO BRAKES NO BRAKES.” -Us, at multiple points, definitely

[tiikeria]

Wow, looking at your list of fanfics you need to write, you really ARE Freewood trash.

listen hERE YOU DICKPLANK. 

I am. I really am. I have no regrets.

[pchew]

it’s day 2 of rtx and we already have more inside jokes than i can count

-vehicular manslaughter

-because austin

-take a selfie with the cactus

-viv le fuck you

-because fuck you that’s why

-james ryan baewood

-ray bae

-”yOU SHOULD HAVE WALKED” (courtesy of Caleb Dananananacour.)

-”YOU DIDN’T LOVE ME ENOUGH TO GET A TICKET” (Jack Pattillo)

-Chewy is the Angel of Bullshit

-elbows are ambulaces

-chewy died/is dead

-KINKY

[tiikeria]

Road to RTX

Update #whoknows?: OFFICIALLY IN TEXAS. [VIBRATES IN EXCITEMENT]

[tiikeria]

Hello, my name is Tiki, and I am Freewood trash.

[pchew]

HYDRANGEA: Starbucks order?

i have three, because i can

- soy chai with 4 pumps sugar

-vanilla latte with 8 pumps sugar

-smores frappe without the crunchies on top

[twistedsweets]

what do you call a cat in guacamole?

[twistedsweets]

Having a crush on a blog is so hard. Like, you just want to send them 5,000,000 messages that are like "you're the best person ever!" But then you shy away and don't send anything at all and that's sad. :(