#twitcherthedrunk

[beetlemancy]

twitcherthedrunk liked your photoset “criticalsorcery: roll for nitro-boob stability”

oh lookit who has returned from the War finally - stay in ur undeadwood lane, do not lOOK AT MY CR POSTS

[beetlemancy]

twitcherthedrunk replied to your post: for my birthday i would like emily pre...

U misspelled Sadie Doyle

excUSE YOU sadie is TAKEN she already has her soulmate though i would totally be down for some poly with frank OH YES LETS

[nobodys6irl]

do all the evens

Oh jeez! lol ok, here we go!

2:Ever been in love?

I’d like to think so but I’m not sure, so, I’ll say no?

4:How tall are you?

I’m 5/4’…and a half! lmao

6:Any tattoos do you want?

Sooooo many lol Five that I can think up off of the top of my head!

8:OTP?

Safe to say I have a lot of OTPs- Xena and Gabrielle, Mulder and Scully, Swan Queen, Carmilla…

10:Favorite bands?

Wow, way too many to name on here and as many singular artists as bands but to name a few- Paremore, FOB, Randy Rogers Band, Eli Young Band, Foo Fighters, The Doors, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Tonight Alive, Evanescence, Fleetwood Mac…

12:Favorite song?

Current favorite song- any song from Taylor Swift’s 1989 album lol

14:Zodiac sign?

I’m an Aquarius :P

16:Favorite Quote?

"Let me be that I am and seek not to alter me." - Shakespeare or "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love" - Charlie Brown

18:Favorite color?

Green. Or black….or red…mostly green though lol

20:Where do you go when you’re sad?

I usually just throw on my headphones and block everything out sooo inside myself I guess.

22:How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

An hour lol at least! Unless I’ve showered the night before than about 45 minutes lmao

24:Turn on?

Good engaging conversation….someone who can make me laugh.

26:The reason I joined Tumblr?

I was bored lol

28:Last thing that made you cry?

Thinking about the past

30:Meaning behind your url

Nobody’s Girl (I had to use the 6 lol) is a song by a band named Reckless Kelly. The first time my friends and I heard it my friends said that the song was me to a “T” lol so I adopted it because they lyrics…well, I definitely identify with it.

32:Last song you listened to?

"Wonderland" - Taylor Swift, 1989

34:Last person you talked to?

My mom :)

36:Favorite food?

Tough choice….probably Mexican? hmm maybe TexMex lol

38:Last place you were?

At home lol I’m at work right now.

40:Last time you kissed someone?

Sunday. My nephew gave me a goodnight kiss lol

42:What color underwear are you wearing?

White with hot pink stripes lmao

44:What color bottoms are you wearing?

Jean color’d? lol

46:Last sport you played?

Beer pong! lol

48:Last prank call you remember doing?

Probably with my friend Ruby, calling her boyfriend lol

50:Favorite movie?

I really can’t pick lol some favorites are Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Bringing Up Baby, The First Wives Club, Funny Girl, A League of Their Own, Frozen, Moulin Rouge…ugh so many lol

Thanks for sending these to me!!!! :D

[beetlemancy]

How To Tell Someone's Watching Xena: Warrior Princess

anna: sons of griffins lolol

anna: schweeeeee BAM

anna: SCHQING

anna: [struggle sounds]

anna: [zooming]

anna: [music]

anna: GRATUITOUS BACKFLIPS

[beetlemancy]

so that last quote thing kind of implies that your first few OC's are sort of a reinvention of yourself and i definitely agree... but i also wonder what the means for me though

[beetlemancy]

W WHY THE FUCK ARE WE AWAKE

[beetlemancy]

First Night Back Home

her: DID YOU BRING HOME FROZEN DILDOS

me: THOSE ARE OTTER POPS YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

[beetlemancy]

Talking to Fundies

Twitcher: I CANNOT SPELL

Twitcher: I CANNOT DO PUNCTUATION

Twitcher: BUT DAMMIT

Twitcher: I CAN CAPITALIZE GOD