#twitler

[milquetoast-zeitgeist]

[democracyunderground]

[chaoticdesertdweller]

[rickmctumbleface]

[bzero]

Donna Carpenter: "Twitler...I prefer calling one particular vehicle the Incel Camino..."

[mcbitchtits]

Link to original tweet

[palephx]

TBH, it's offensive to butlers and janitors, because they work hard for a living.

[solarbird]

Twitler II is making his own phone

So now that Elon Musk is going off about making his own phone, all I can see is a Cybertruck-shaped metal wedge, screen on the bottom, advertised as unbreakable and we all know how that goes.

It's running stock Android one release behind that he's renamed after himself. Twitter is the only messaging app, the lockscreen is his face shopped onto Iron Man's body, overlaid on Mars, and you can't change it unless you pay $8 a month. Where'm I wrong?