who you should fight in kj8
yoko: you're safe to try but don't expect an actual fight. let's say you give yoko a note inviting him to the roof for a fight later that day. he will misread it and never show up. the next day he will act like nothing happened.
hina: don't fight hina. you absolutely do not stand a chance, no matter what you think. there is no situation under which you can win. he will use anything at his disposal to utterly defeat you.
maru: perhaps you've reached a breaking point following a series of gags you don't understand and that no one can explain to you. maybe you're feeling frisky since he's out of shape at moment. but the minute you go in for a punch, you will regret it. maru will apologize. you will become best friends.
ryo: he seems like an easy target but is not one who you should take lightly. if you challenge him, you will be be met with an onslaught of very pointed insults which hurt you deeply. you will walk away crying and in more pain than if you'd physically fought him.
subaru: an easy win. he looks tough, but will immediately roll onto the floor and curl up into the fetal position. he will call out in a sing-songy voice for help. kick him in the throat and he is done for.
ohkura: he is impossible to beat because he is impossible to fight. he will never in any way try to combat you because it's too much work.
yasu: shame on you, first off. why would you fight this angel? in any case, he would not want to fight, however, if it came to it you would be easily defeated. afterwards he would give you a manicure to make up for any hard feelings.
uchi: an impossible win. you go in for the punch, but his form is just a holographic projection. a strange scent fills the room. you are knocked out, then wake up the next day, unsure of ever encountering him.











