#twitter dot com

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[beausling]

IM CACKLING SO HARD AT THIS RN PLSS 😭😭 I REALLY DO LOVE THE INTERNET SOMETIMES

[aquamie-00]

[defilerwyrm]

Welcome to Tumblr, Tweeps!

You can’t post porn here but you can—and should—tell TERFs to kill themselves!

Enjoy your stay!

[serenenecrosis-twt]

[lewishamiltonstuff]

What the fuck is rate limit?

[nahare-shin]

Sometimes I think about the time my Twitter was suspended because during an E3 event announcing some BotW news and Splatoon stuff, I changed my header to “Nintendo OWNS my ASS” and twitter staff claimed that was impersonation and I had to call a support line to get it reactivated.

And then when I was fully banned because my friend posted a meme about a character stuffing him and I, a very funny teen used to tumblr, replied to him with “I will kill you with my teeth” which was cited by twitter to be a serious threat of harm and harassment to another person.

There’s just something cathartic seeing what’s become of twitter now. That was god saving me from whatever fresh hell is going on there now.

Side note:

I think they really banned me because I was the funniest guy on there. They had to be rid of me before that post could take off.

Also:

Got the worlds funniest message any time I tried to post on the app, delete messages, or edit my profile LMAO.

[omoriboye]

Oh my GOD DUDE JUST LEAVE THE DAMN SITE ALONE, UR FUCKING IT ALL UP