Twitter is apparently trying to condition me into liking hot dads.
[Image ID: Screenshot of a Twitter highlight reading "For You". The New York Times headline: Are animated dads getting hotter? It then shows a photo of Chief Benja, the father in Raya and the last dragon. His hair is tied up and he has a sleek goatee. The second image is a tweet from twitter user and author Rin Chupeco @RinChupeco. She says "Please just make the fictional parents in books hotter I beg of you. I want to see that instead of normalising adult readers lusting over fictional teenage love interests. End Image ID.]
Doing another twitter highlights bc i havent done one in a while
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Tweets Transcribed Under Cut
Screencaps of Tweets from Spooky King, spooky8pack on Twitter
First Tweet: People at my funeral if I die: I knew her well
Me, rising from my casket: Apparently you didn’t, my pronouns are they/them
Second Tweet: Tbh I had no clue ACAB stood for “all cops are bastards“ until someone told me I thought it meant “assigned criminal at birth”
Third Tweet: Dick reveal at 69 followers (for context I’m afab and have like 20 followers on twitter)
Fourth Tweet: Hey Siri how do I tell a girl I wanna wear her like a glove
Fifth Tweet: Whoever has my voodoo doll could u please fix the fabric on the thighs I really dont like these stripes u got going on
Sixth Tweet: Sometimes I wonder how 12 year old me survived hearing mcr’s mama for the first time and how i didn’t just go absolutely feral the first time i heard gerard say “you should have raised a baby girl, i could have been a better son”
Seventh Tweet: Sometimes I say I’m living the life then I remember my breakfast this morning is a monster and a rice kripsie treat
Eighth Tweet: Me; gives a coin to a beggar in Skyrim
The Beggar: Thank You, Divines Pop Your Pussy
Ninth Tweet: Me, seeing a cop car: Aw shit didn’t know pigs could drive
Tenth Tweet: I dont give a damn whos house im in im drying my hands on they decorative towels
Eleventh Tweet: Nascar is just the adult version of watching two raindrops on the window and pretending they’re racing
Twelfth Tweet: Me: wearing platform boots in public
Some Boomer: oh my god KISS (as in the band)
Me, knowing exactly one KISS song: haha....yeah....KISS
Thirtheenth Tweet: all emo girls know is apply eyeliner, straighten they hair, thirst for Gerard Way, eat hot chip, and lie
Colin had such a busy 2017, I needed two posts to collect all his Twitter cuteness in. Here’s the second one :) As always, I’m focusing more on the text posts and conversations that tend to get forgotten, since his pictures and videos tend to be well-documented. Also, check out the rest of this series.
That time he got a new spaceship pizza cutter:
That time he met Sam Heughan finally:
That time Keegan Connor Tracy had a dream about him:
That time he trolled Sean with @herhookedhero’s help:
That time he got called out for trolling ChuBoi:
That time Sam Heughan called his Hook hook fake:
That time he spontaneously started speaking in Droid:
One of the many times he got a little TOO excited over Once:
That time Jen outed him as the cause of her coffee addiction:
That time he took Andrew J. West’s tattling totally in stride:
That time he desperately wanted to join in:
That time he started a new band:
That time he told us about his testicular discomfort:
