Doing another twitter highlights bc i havent done one in a while
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Tweets Transcribed Under Cut
Screencaps of Tweets from Spooky King, spooky8pack on Twitter
First Tweet: People at my funeral if I die: I knew her well
Me, rising from my casket: Apparently you didn’t, my pronouns are they/them
Second Tweet: Tbh I had no clue ACAB stood for “all cops are bastards“ until someone told me I thought it meant “assigned criminal at birth”
Third Tweet: Dick reveal at 69 followers (for context I’m afab and have like 20 followers on twitter)
Fourth Tweet: Hey Siri how do I tell a girl I wanna wear her like a glove
Fifth Tweet: Whoever has my voodoo doll could u please fix the fabric on the thighs I really dont like these stripes u got going on
Sixth Tweet: Sometimes I wonder how 12 year old me survived hearing mcr’s mama for the first time and how i didn’t just go absolutely feral the first time i heard gerard say “you should have raised a baby girl, i could have been a better son”
Seventh Tweet: Sometimes I say I’m living the life then I remember my breakfast this morning is a monster and a rice kripsie treat
Eighth Tweet: Me; gives a coin to a beggar in Skyrim
The Beggar: Thank You, Divines Pop Your Pussy
Ninth Tweet: Me, seeing a cop car: Aw shit didn’t know pigs could drive
Tenth Tweet: I dont give a damn whos house im in im drying my hands on they decorative towels
Eleventh Tweet: Nascar is just the adult version of watching two raindrops on the window and pretending they’re racing
Twelfth Tweet: Me: wearing platform boots in public
Some Boomer: oh my god KISS (as in the band)
Me, knowing exactly one KISS song: haha....yeah....KISS
Thirtheenth Tweet: all emo girls know is apply eyeliner, straighten they hair, thirst for Gerard Way, eat hot chip, and lie
you were born just like any other human. i was born naked in a creek & slithered into some couple's house who took me in as their own for the next 18 yrs, only to go on to form one of the biggest bands on the planet. i am tyler joseph. we are not the same
