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Craigslist is Kinda My Thing Now

The Ad: "Two fellas need wedding dates"

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/act/3614323635.html

The Response:

Dear Two Fellas,

My friend (Taylor) and I would love to accompany you to this wedding.

Why? Why not. No, but seriously.

Who are we? We are two 20 something hot ass ladies. That's hot ladies, not ass ladies. We met in college (UC Berkeley), so we are smart. We are not sisters, but we basically look exactly alike. We are also pretty XxCoReXx, as in we play a lot of tetris... Also, we like to party, or whatever. Sarah currently works as a Proposal Coordinator in DC coordinating shit, and Taylor is in fashion school in NYC being fashionable. Our real dream, however, is to be internet archaeologists and spend all day finding internet gems. Example: http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/album/my-dicks-double-full-length-release

We would be GOLDEN dates because:

1. We are chill as fuhh

2. We are exactly cute enough for your aunt and exactly uncute enough for your gropey uncle

3. We like cake (the wedding kind)

4. Taylor is really good at photoshop so if you take any photos with us, our heads will probably end up on all different animals

5. Taylor has an ex roommate that used to come back from parties and barf in a trashcan with mesh sides, a lot. We both are not that girl.

7. Sarah has face blindness...So when she said we look exactly alike, she might be wrong.

So I honestly hope that the two of you are convinced by now that we are the most eligible, yet noncommittal, ladies on the East Coast. We will go to a wedding with you, and not fake pregnancies to get you to go on a second date with us. We will dance with you and meet your family and be impressive and charming. We will not look like hookers.

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