#two scenarios

[fortunaestalta]

[apronnash]

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WHAT DOES IT MEAN 😭

[blackbunny6-9]

Yall know how you have to go feed your owl at Hogwarts at the owl tower house thing(I forgot it's name). So what if some students have gotten to swamped with school work and other stuff so much that their owl slips out of their mind for sometime and forget to go feed it.

(some angst under the cut)

In the best case scenario a nother student how's hopefully kind hearted to feed your owl for you and come remind you about feeding them before the owl dies from starvation.

Worst case scenario no other students are kind hearted enough to feed them, so do you get a reminder to feed them or do they die of malnutrition. While thinking what did they do wrong to be abandoned by their owner and be left to starve to death, and their last thoughts are how you abandoned them and they die sad.

And a nother question is does someone clean the owls corpse out form the tower or is it just left there to rot while rats and other small animals eat the meat or what?

[implosiveexplosive]

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[civilorange]

Okay, two scenarios,

The first. It is August 8th, and you’re going over to a friend’s house. Not your best friend, but, like, you’ve gone over there at least a handful of time. Like, enough that you’d feel comfortable getting something out of their fridge without asking—not like, making a sandwich comfortable, but like, getting a bottle of water. It is a completely normal house, you’ve established this over the occasions that you’ve been there—open concept, maybe like, a Mediterranean style to it—all stainless steel appliances, and marble counter tops that remind you of your favorite house from House Hunter. (You know, the one the people never pick, because they’re stupid). Anyway—in this house is a basement, you don’t usually go down there because, the doors usually closed. But you’ve been down there before—nothing special, like, a lounge with a barely-started half-bar that your friend’s father started as midlife crisis project, but never finished. You walk in to the house, and very faintly hear music from downstairs—the door is closed—and after a few bars, you determine that it is Miley Cyrus’ “Party in the USA”.

The second. The above is all still true, but instead of “Party in the USA” playing, it is a very faint version of “Jingle Bells”.

Which one is creepier?

So, I don’t even know where these scenarios came from, but I’ve asked so many people—people I know, and complete strangers. It seems to get more, and more, specific with each telling—unnecessarily. I think I was a little intoxicated the first time I asked someone, and now it’s just a staple of getting to know someone. Like, you need to know these things.

Feel free to answer.

[write-n-game]

I wanna wear those really nice and fitting jackets that you pay some serious bank for, but I really hate doing hard exercise and watching what I eat.

[seraphtonin]

Is it potato or is it potato