#two year old

[21st-century-mom]

2yo: Bippity Boppity Boo!

Husband: But you already turned me into a frog.

2yo: Bippity Boppity BOO!

Husband: Ok, what am I now?

2yo: A BITCH.

[emzchaos]

Can I help you peasants?

[thisisntthegeorgeyourelookingfor]

This guy turns two this month and loves his sister's toy gun. So I got him some of his own.

[love-mom17]

In other news. My son turned 2 on the 28th. I don’t know how time has passed by. Everyday he’s just learning something new, saying new things and I couldn’t be more proud of him. Might be too early but I’ve introduced the potty training a few times but haven’t gotten anywhere. Didn’t expect to but he knows what the toilet is for lol.

Let’s see how he is during his two’s.

[kittyclearsight]

Hearing a two year old girl chant "We want blood" isn't what I expected last night but here we are.

[jenniefromtheblog]

My two year old just said, "I don't like being around people" and I'm just like, sameeee.

[ksindri]

For context: we have a cat called Molly. We sometimes call her Moley.

I was giving Henry a goodnight cuddle when he felt my arm.

Him: what’s that?

Me: it’s a mole.

Him: Moley moley moley moley moley moley.

My two year old son is Austin Powers.