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imagine being rocky & u have this cool as fuck name with all these beautiful sounds and incorporated titles & family history & a deep meaning rooted in the evolution of ur language & all that other cool shit names have and then this fuckass weird alien guy shows up & is like “i’m gonna call u rocky bc u look like a rock :)” and that’s just what ur called forever now in the history books for an entire intelligent alien race. like ok i guess i’ll go fuck myself too while we’re at it

#i desperately want to know the actual translation of what he calls grace #like ik they probably have an equivalent of the Word grace but i don’t think that came before names when setting up the translator LMAO #it needs to be something equally as stupid i need it to be. for my health #twoa.txt #phm #project hail mary #rocky the eridian #ryland grace

“stan had it worse” “ford had it worse” stan got pushed deeper and deeper into rock bottom until he had to start digging and ford got pushed higher and higher towards the stars until he became an icarus. they are two ends of the same rope, tied to form a circle connected by the knot of a living hell

#does this make sense. i think im losing it #i’ve never even watched smiling friends but just insert that ‘STOP FIGHTIIIING !!’ clip #that’s me. that’s me rn #twoa.txt #gravity falls #stan gravity falls #stanley gravity falls #stan pines #stanley pines #ford gravity falls #stanford gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines

i love the speculative biology of phm but it also drives me insane bc it’s like “oh wow this is such a complicated & well-thought out ecosystem that’s simultaneously familiar & completely foreign, the designs of these creatures are so unique and perfectly suited to their environmen- wait a minute it’s jUST FUCKING CRABS AGAIN”

#everything is crab. one day we will all return to our true purpose in life. crab.#when all else falls. there will be crab. in the darkest of days. there will be crab.#it does not matter if crab is love or if crab is life. crab does not have to be either. crab is eternal regardless.#crab cares not for the suffering of man. crab cares not for the neverending march of time. crab will remain.#when all else is naught but ash. crab will reign supreme. all hail crab.#twoa.txt #project hail mary #phm #eridians phm #eridians project hail mary

ok this post doesn’t really have a point i’m just being insane again but like. a lot of ford’s personality comes from filbrick & a lot of stan’s personality comes from caryn right . we all agree on this (<- delusional)

filbrick Yellow caryn Red. right.

i need to be hit by a bus immediately

dipper & mabel aren’t 1:1 parallels of stan & ford - sure, it might be easier to spot similarities between dipper & ford and mabel & stan, but there are some really important traits that dipper & stan / mabel & ford share

one of the biggest ones for me that i wish people talked about more is their inherent attitudes towards trust

ford is not a naturally paranoid person, doesn’t have much experience with other people, and is a really bad judge of character. that’s a big part of why he was so easy for bill to manipulate - bill could just show up and be like “i’m a muse !!” and ford would believe him, because that’s the type of person he is. i don’t think he ever actually got better at figuring out who’s trustworthy and who’s not, either - “trust no one” is just an inverse of “trust everyone” born of trauma

mabel is, in practice, the same way. i can’t really give a particular reason that ford is so trusting - it just seems to be part of his personality - but for her it’s that she sees the best in everyone, no matter who they are or what they’ve done

stan & dipper are the opposite. they’re both inherently distrustful of other people. again, they have different personalities and different reasons for this - stan is a professional conman and is fully prepared for anyone he speaks to to be the same way, while dipper is more like “what if they’re actually 4,000 termites in human clothes” - but the end result is the same. they’re significantly less likely to take things at face value than their twins

anyways in relativity falls mabel should be the one who built the portal i said what i said

#gravity falls #pines family #stan pines #stanley pines #stan gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #ford gravity falls #dipper pines #dipper gravity falls #mabel pines #mabel gravity falls #relativity falls #twoa.txt

i love ford & his association with gold so much you don’t UNDERSTAND. gold is often associated with power and prestige and success, and it is durable in its own way - it’s one of the least reactive metals out there, and doesn’t really tarnish or rust - but it’s also famously (or infamously, depending on who you ask) soft, ranking similarly to a human fingernail on the mohs hardness scale. you can bend pure gold with your bare hands. the connection between stanford pines and a precious metal that is incredibly durable and yet so easy to manipulate is actually driving me insane

#it’s 2 in the morning and i’m being insane again #is this anything. do u guys get it.#twoa.txt #gravity falls #stanford pines #stanford gravity falls #gf stanford #gravity falls stanford #ford pines #ford gravity falls #gf ford #ford gf #gravity falls ford

ok i haven’t read the book yet so take this with a grain of salt it’s entirely possible that there’s more clarification on eridian beauty standards/adrian’s appearance there BUT. I NEED TO SAY IT. a lot of “adrian is a baddie” designs seem to have 3 possible approaches to this concept (or combinations thereof):

big

blue

just trust me bro this is hot to them

the one thing that never seems to be taken into account is that eridians can essentially only “see” shapes, with both fives and sixes holding biological/cultural significance [from the document linked in this post]

the most logical conclusion to this is that eridian beauty standards probably focus on geometric consistency with patterns of 5 or 6. therefore adrian the baddie is built like a d12 (6+6 sides, each with 5 points). in this essay i will

#IM RIGHT. IM RIGHT YALL CAN FIGHT ME ON THIS #i can’t tell if this is becoming another Autism Moment for me or if all of these thoughts #are just bc i watched it yesterday and it’s legitimately a really good movie #only time will tell #anyways. that’s it that’s the post d12 adrian propaganda #twoa.txt #phm #project hail mary #phm adrian #adrian the eridian

whenever 049 gets woken up he does that thing parents (specifically moms for some reason??) do where he immediately bolts upright like someone is actively getting murdered

#bro is NOT beating the dad allegations #that’s it that’s the post #scp #scp foundation #scp fandom #scp 049 #twoa.txt