#twofingersless

[enterprizing]

okay this is really dumb and shippy buT IMAGINE THE FIRST TIME miles lets eddie hug him like woah the other times he just crouches down and dips around him quickly with an even quicker tongue and obv eddie is upset about it so imagine the first time miles lets him hug him

omg no that’s really cute okay miles would just be in a weird mood that day and like ‘fuck it’ and just wraps his arms around eddie and eddie is so surprised about it but so happy like wow and miles is a secret cuddler so he kinda curls up into eddie without really thinking and yeah

[eddiegluxkin]

[twofingersless]

"D a r l i n g, this really isn't the place for sulking about." Eddie had been listening to the footsteps behind him for some time. It was not unusual for visitors to wander in, madmen stumbling and screaming through the dark and panicked doctors scuffling like rats through the rubble; in the end he strung them all up with the same tender care and a reminder to himself that failure meant progress. Well. Here was another chance. Dropping the bag he'd been picking through--left by an employee, perhaps?--Eddie turned to welcome this newcomer with a gentle smile. "Come into the light---let me look at you."

[mountmassivetherapist]

[So we haven't interacted but I saw pick up lines and I have a perfect one.] "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it's a long fall I imagine it would hu-- You're an angel, is what I'm trying to say. ...Pick up lines."

Darren stares at the stranger for a moment, and then, as if unable to help himself, chokes out a thin laugh, slapping a hand over his mouth as if to smother it. "I'm sorry," he says quickly, glancing away from the other man to the horror show around them. "I just... I suppose such a line feels disturbingly out of place."

[enterprizing]

also my boyfriend was reading the thing between you and I and he also agrees you would be a fantastic Eddie B]

hksadhl oh my gosh you’re too sweet thank you so much you’re amazing as well and I’m having a lot of fun c:

[enterprizing]

juST CHASES AFTER HIM WITH HIS GAMMY LEGS BECAUSE OF THE END OF OUTLAST AND WAYLON'S JUST "LATER NERD" AND MILES FALLS ON HIS FACE AND NURSES HIS BLOODY NOSE AND SWEARS AT WHERE EVER THAT BUTT IS. also when he comes back he lays down the rules again and eddie is confused and slightly annoyed but, miles is the /one/, and soon (s)he'll see it his way.

but miles won’t ever see it eddie’s way he’ll keep his ‘vulgar bits’ thank you very much

and yes miles has a bloody nose from tripping like a loser and kind of stumbles back in and eddie sees him and he does hate to see miles suffering without him so he pulls miles down into his lap while he cleans up miles’ face and he’s so gentle and miles is more than a little surprised and maybe more than a little turned on by it bc even though he likes when eddie gets rough he’s also a sucker for people caring for him and being gentle and miles is definitely surprised by that realization but maybe after all he’s been through it’s not so strange to want that but miles still sort of halfheartedly tries to push eddie’s hands away but eddie’s nothing if not persistant

[enterprizing]

miles didn't think he'd geT TRAPPED IN THERE HE THOUGHT IT'D ONLY BE LIKE A COUPLE HOURS AT MOST. but the variants just hear him grumbling and saying really sarcastic remarks about the entire place. it takes like three days for him to go back to eddie and he catches him cutting off a dongli diddle and he nopes the fuck out again

haha that’s very true

like miles somehow works out it was waylon who sent the message bc he was there at the end so yeah he walks around the place just ‘fuckin jerk he told me to come here and he just leaves in mY JEEP’ and eddie hears and just smirks

and yes bc even though he’s sure eddie wouldn’t do that to him right? he still gets freaked out by it obviously

[enterprizing]

but yeah hello walrider miles and that kind of puts their relationship(?) on hold because of what happens at the end of outlast and then soMEBODY steals his fucking jeep and miles is still really miffed about that

haha well can you really blame waylon I mean miles left the frickin keys in there

but they find a way to make whatever this ‘relationship’ is work bc they’re both a little very messed up but through the haze of their insanity they just have to hold onto the thread that the other created in their mind so they sort of stabilize each other in a way or at least as much as either of them can be stabilized

[enterprizing]

oh man i totally get that because miles is such a sleep cuddler. nobody understands how he can be an asshole when he's awake but so cute when he's asleep. eddie doesn't understand either. and then the walrider thing happens and the entire thing flips upside down.

I don’t know enough about walrider tbh I need to rewatch outlast :|

but yeah miles upshur: asshole by day, cute cuddler by night B)