42, 84, 100, 10!
42:When did I last hold hands?
-nervous sweating- Uh, last month because my boy’s in San Diego- Mannequin hands? WHAT MANNEQUIN HANDS? -shoves the shipment under the bed-
84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
TO TURN BACK TIME! So i can get some more goddamn sleep and time to study.
ANd if that’s taken, then pyrokinesis. I’ll have a legitimate excuse for being late to crap and for not turning in shit.100:Did drugs?
All the time actually! Landed me in the hospital at some point but it’s no biggy I just quit that one.
Yeesh, prescription drugs are rather wild, aren’t they? 10:How tall am I
5′6! Which is apparently the average height of the general population. o-o
I grew up around short people.















