#ty bitches

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Every 👏 interaction 👏 between 👏 Steve 👏and 👏Bucky 👏 doesnt 👏 have 👏 to 👏 end 👏 in 👏 punk 👏 jerk.

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Seb in the workout videos looks like he's constantly either holding in a shit or pushing out a shit.

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If I see, another goddamned butt plug in another goddamned story, I will personally learn how to become the worlds greatest hacker so I can go through ao3 and remove every single story with fucking a butt plug.

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Steve and Bucky still haven't learned yet that even though it's the future, men still can't get pregnant. They've been told time and time again, but they still just keep on trying. They're determined.

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I love thinking about Bucky being broken for so long and then getting the help he needs until he finally just allows himself to be soft. I love Bucky being comfortably soft, I love Bucky being comfortably vulnerable.

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Oh but just so we're clear, it's actually canon that Bucky has a small dick, so.

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I wanted a fruit cup, but I wanted more fruit than what comes in a fruit cup, so I got several fruit cups, and put them all together in a bowl. It's called innovation.

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I noticed that the first piece of writing that I've finished and posted in awhile involves my favorite character ever getting suffocated by his bf until he passes out and then casually getting his unconscious body fucked. That says a lot about me as a person I think.