To the tune of Greensleeves etc., 1728 [N.B. That’s the year of The Beggar's Opera, which features the song with only the two first stanzas, the rest are later additions]
Since laws were made for every degree,
To curb vice in others, as well as me,
I wonder we hadn't better company
Upon Tyburn Tree
But since gold from law can take out the sting;
And if rich men like us were to swing,
'Twould thin the land, such numbers to string
Upon Tyburn Tree
The barrister, brimful of justice and law
That creeps into your bosom your bowels to gnaw,
Let him mount, and report, if he finds out a flaw,
Upon Tyburn Tree
The man that for money would cut Britain's throat,
That sees dirty scribblers to fib for a groat,
Make room for his honour to vote his last vote
Upon Tyburn Tree
Should all swing in halters that say and unsay,
That for sixpence would swear, and belie, and betray,
Some dozens I think might be ty'd up one day
Upon Tyburn Tree
Far off from the few honest folks that despise
The flummery of fashion, the whip cream of lies,
May the riff-raff remove that subsist on disguise
Upon Tyburn Tree