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Ragebait Sentence Starters

Adjust wording as necessary. Picked up from the internet of 'how to ragebait men' posts, but adjusted to try and apply to anyone.

"Act like your hairline and back up." "Aside from the obvious, what would you change about yourself if you could?" "Did you mean to dress like that?" "Do you cut your own hair?" "Do you ever wish your voice was deeper?" "Do you wish you were strong/pretty?" "Do you wish you were taller?" "Do you wish you were the funny friend?" "Don't argue longer than you last." "Every time I talk to you, I wonder who tied your shoes this morning." "Have you considered therapy?" "I love how you don't let your insecurities get in the way of your confidence." "I neither have the time nor crayons to explain this to you." "I'm sorry, I didn't think you'd get so emotional…" "If it helps you believe you'll reach the top shelf, buddy." "If you were athletic, what sport would you play?" "Looks like someone didn't take a nap today." "Oh, someone's having a tantrum…" "So you're the little spoon?" "Someone's compensating." "Someone's experiencing some big feelings!" "Surely this isn't your first time being rejected." "Take a deep breath sweetheart." "That haircut/outfit is very brave." "What does your barber do for a living?" "Whatever makes you feel big and strong." "Whatever you say princess." "Why are you making your voice deeper?" "Would you still love me if you were handsome/pretty?" "Wow such a big voice for such a little girl/guy." "Wow, your glow-up's going to be crazy." "Yeah, that makes sense if you don't think about it." "You look adorable when you're mad." "You look easy to draw." "You look like a 'Before' picture." "You look like you can't swim." "You look like you never learned how to ride a bike." "You look like you read with your finger." "You look like you'd be so ticklish." "You look like you're afraid of heights." "You look like your parents are cousins." "You seem like you were homeschooled." "You speak with the confidence of a much taller person." "You're kinda overreacting."

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[SENTENCE STARTERS] ✧˚ · . from 'the world's end' (2013) feel free to personalise these to suit your characters, as well as change any pronouns / gendered terms.

" ever had one of those nights that starts like any other but ends up being the best night of your life? " " I could've sworn I saw you on my street earlier " " can I ask you a favour? " " what I'd really like is for you to take your boots off the sofa " " yeah, I remember the names of our childhood friends " " it's only boring because we're not there " " it's pointless arguing with you " " I had a horrible feeling I was going to be the only one here " " do you know how much trouble you could get into? " " do you know how much trouble I'm in? " " I don't know if you've noticed this, but we're not teenagers anymore " " it's difficult to put into words, but if I had to choose three, I'd say 'really, really sad' " " didn't he spout some bullshit about the bermuda triangle actually being a square? " " how much more of this do we have to endure? " " bottling up past trauma can lead to inadequate coping strategies in later life... apparently " " what the fuck does wtf mean? " " if we make it out of here alive, I'm going to kill you " " things have changed since you left " " I don't even know what a pronoun is " " just because they're twins, doesn't automatically make them creepy " " why do you think I drink with this crazy straw? " " we have to get out of here " " I like the new you " " I fucking hate this town " " he's a good guy, better than me " " maybe if I hadn't left you behind that night, it would've been different " " we're fucking leaving and never coming back " " of course I fucking care. there's a reason I'm angry at you, " " it's our basic human right to be fuck-ups " " I told you not to ask that " " you had to go and spoil it "

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Rage Bait Sentence Starters Part 2

Adjust wording as needed. Source.

"You work out every day? Like what, on a jungle gym?" "You have the confidence of someone who's never been punched." "Do you hear how stupid you sound, or does it catch you by surprise?" "Are you sure that someone invited you?" "It's impressive that you never let facts interfere with your opinion." "If your brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose." "You should stop using words that you don't even know how to spell." "Why are you so mad? Is it because of your haircut?" "Do you remember when people thought you were fun? Yeah me either." "It's just crazy that YOU were the fastest swimmer…" "You argue a lot for someone with the proportions of a bobblehead doll…" "Did you bribe your way in here?" "Take it easy there, booster seat." "Who opens your jars at home?" "Do you ask questions just so you can disagree with the answers?" "Aside from the obvious, why do you think you're single?" "Damn, what's it like being disappointing in AND out of bed?" "Do you even know how to turn on a grill?" "Why do I always feel like I'm babysitting when you're around?" "Oh, I get it. You just rage bait people because you're too broke to afford a dom/mme!" "Sorry, I already did my charity work for the year." "I bet you were the glue kid in elementary school." "As an outsider, what are your views on intelligence?" "Not sure where that idea came from, but I hope you kept the receipt!" "Are you like this on purpose or can you just like not help?" "No, it's okay, we all lower our standards when we know that you're coming." "Well, I imagine if you had a thought it'd probably get pretty lonely." "Well, whatever you gotta do to get more attention from men!" "Your IQ is what, around room temp?" "I've got to lie: I'm impressed!" "I like how you say things that someone with common sense wouldn't even consider." "Your Dad/Mom wouldn't talk to me like that." "Do you ever wonder if your parents wanted a child they could actually be proud of?" "Go ahead, sound it out." "Is this your first time talking to other people, or…?" "I actually prefer the idea of you over… whatever this is." "I bet a washcloth with soap has never seen you coming!" "You're just so hostile for someone who still sleeps with a nightlight."

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Conflict/Drama/Jealousy Sentence Starters

"Don't think I didn't see you laughing with them." "You've been ignoring me all night!" "If you wanted to leave, you should have just said so." "Do you always have to make everything about politics?" "I didn't wear this mask so you could pretend you don't know me." "Is that the same lie you told everyone else, or am I special?" "You're drunk, and you're embarrassing yourself." "Why do you always have to pick a fight in front of everyone?" "I was enjoying the silence until you walked up." "Save the performance for the stage." "I saw the way you looked at them when they walked in." "Oh, I'm sorry, am I interrupting your moment?" "You're so transparent it's painful." "I didn't come here to be your trophy." "You changed the subject. Why?" "You're picking a fight over nothing." "Stay out of my business." "I'm done with this conversation." "I'm warning you, don't push me tonight." "Did you lie to me to get in here, or just to get close?" "Don't turn your back on me." "If you have something to say, say it to my face." "Go find someone else to torment."

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Dancing-Inspired Sentence Starters

"You step on my toes one more time, and I'm leaving." "I don't know this dance, so just follow my lead." "May I cut in?" "I feel like everyone is watching us." "You're surprisingly light on your feet." "I think we missed a beat." "My feet are killing me, can we stop?" "Don't let go, even if the music stops." "I forgot the steps, just spin me." "You're holding me too tight!" "This song is our last chance to escape the floor." "I’ve never waltzed with a stranger before." "Keep your eyes up, not on your shoes." "One more dance, then I'm disappearing." "You're leading? I thought I was." "I didn't peg you for the waltzing type." "Just match my rhythm, it's not hard." "My mask is slipping, can you fix it?" "They're playing our song… or well, it would be if we had one." "Stop looking over my shoulder; look at me." "I’ve got two left feet, please be patient." "I forgot how suffocating ballrooms could be." "You look ridiculous trying to be graceful." "Let's make a scene. Everyone loves a drama on the dance floor." "I think this is the part where I dip you."

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Masquerade Fashion Related Sentence Starters

"Is that corset laced tight enough? You can barely breathe." "I’ve never seen a mask carved with that much detail." "That cape is sweeping up half the floor dust, but it looks majestic." "You look like you’re ready to lead a cavalry charge in that suit." "Your gloves are stained—ink or wine?" "I appreciate a good double-breasted jacket on a night like this." "You’re practically dripping in jewels, show-off." "That mask looks like it’s made of porcelain." "Are those actual crystals sewn into the bodice?" "You look like a tragic prince who lost his kingdom." "That velvet is going to be impossible to clean if someone spills on it." "It’s rude to look that good while I'm struggling in this heat." "Those leggings make your butt look GREAT!" "Your mask looks heavy. Does it hurt to wear it?" "That shade of blue is incredible against your skin." "It’s bold to go without a necklace with a neckline like that." "You look way too comfortable in all those layers." "Did you craft this yourself?"

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Talking To Deities Sentence Starters

Modify As Necessary!

"Please hear me. I need your help."

"I ask for your Blessing."

"I have been faithful for so long!"

"Why have you ignored my prayers?!"

"Please save me!"

"I have nowhere else to turn to..."

"I never was the pious type."

"Who was that? Who just spoke?"

"Me? You're talking to...me?"

"You've didn't care about me before. What changed?"

"I don't believe in gods."

"I don't believe in you."

"If you're about to burden me with some great quest, please don't."

"You're not the deity I was taught."

"Are you sure I'm the one you're supposed to be talking to?"

"Does this go both ways? Can you hear me?"

"I'm your Chosen One? Are you sure?"

"I shall do your bidding."

"I won't fail you."

"I am honored to carry out your will."

"I haven't prayed in a very long time, but..."

"No. I refuse you."

"How long have you been watching me?"

"No, no, no! I'm not listening! I can't hear you!"

"Please, come back!"

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DISEASE by Lady Gaga Sentence Starters

Modifiy as needed, lyrics tweaked to be more conversational

"There are no more tears to cry." "I heard you begging for life." "Running out of medicine?" "You're worse than you've ever been." "Screaming for me, baby?" "Like you're gonna die!" "I'm poison on the inside." "I could be your antidote tonight." "I could play the doctor." "I can cure your disease." "If you were a sinner, I could make you believe." "I'll lay you down." "One, two, three--" "Your eyes rolled back in ecstasy!" "I can smell your sickness." "You're so tortured when you sleep." "I'm plagued with all your memories." "You reach out and no one's there." "Like a god without a prayer." "Bring me your desire." "I know all your secrets."