#typical may

[arianwells]

Just saw a man wearing shorts,a fur coat and holding an umbrella. That man is ready for any weather.

[what-is-going-on-inside-my-head]

City: Are you ready, kids?

Citizens: Noooooooo

City: I don't hear you

Citizens: NOOOOOO

City: Okay, you say "Yes" and Apocalypse begins NOW

[tapucocoas]

i tried to say 'the apple doesnt fall far from the tree' but instead i said 'the apple doesnt far from the far'