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[allaboutthatvvase]

@toweringlalonde yo

Wwelcome to the party

[heartsnhorsies]

9pm, getting ready for bed: so sleepy... am the sleepiest little critter in the whole world... can hardly keep my little eyes open....

9:01pm, lying in bed: I MUST RUN. I MUST GALLOP. THE WIND. IT BECKONS ME.

[wweoracle]

[thelastmemedom]

Leofric: lawful gay

[porg-hub-dot-com]

Me: Slowly gets a new crush on a character/cast member

Me: why

[allaboutthatvvase]

dominate a space huh? mind elaboratin?

just wwhat it sounds like lmao bein able to throww my wweight around

ooze into other peoples seats smother some poor girl into my mattress just generally be large and in charge that sort of thing

but like, to someone wwho actually wwants that occuring lmao

[allaboutthatvvase]

i saww that like serket

[allaboutthatvvase]

How Often Do You Need Clothes Replaced With A Posterior Like That

Asking For A Friend

-Kanaya

oh dang a kan hey

not as often as youd think these days used to be wway wworse but ivve gotten better at managing it and keepin things intact

still pants are gonna face death sooner or later you should see how quickly my thighs rub right through evven fuckin tough jeans